#scwewywcbbit

[wabbitseezun]

@scwewywcbbit

           “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUGSY-BOY!!!”

The duck leaped out from underneath the bed, blowing on a noisemaker and banging pots and pans as loudly as he could. Yes, he’d been waiting under there all day, just waiting for Bugs to finally come home and sit down; which explained why he wasn’t in the meeting earlier that day.

             Well, it was that, and because he refused to waste his time in some boring meeting when he had Bugs’ birthday surprise to prepare!

Tossing the pots and pans aside with a loud clatter, the duck pulled out a present with shiny orange foil wrapping and a big green lace bow from behind his back and thrust it against Bugs’ chest. Inside (beneath the small mountain of carrot seed packets) were 2 tickets to a themed restaurant, and the reservations he’d made for that hotel room they both loved in Vegas. “Thank me anytime!” He wants honks Bugs. “But the sooner the better.”

[dorydorsal]

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"Oh you're a fluffy little fella!" Dorsal kneeled down and held out a hand to the rabbit. She wanted to pet him, but didn't want to startle him off.

[hollywoodhangar]

@scwewywcbbit​ ♥’d for a starter! | elmer&bugs.

“Teww me something, wabbit.” The Hunter leans on the garden fence, leering at the rabbit he has just now caught yanking a few carrots fresh from the plot. “Thewe awe five othooh peopow on this bwock with gawdens and it’s aw’ways my gawden you come snooping awound in. Why is that? What makes my cawwots sooo much more appeawing than theyws?” 

His shotgun is tucked into the back of his nice blue robe, hanging from loop. Clearly, he was having some relaxing downtime before he spotted those familiar gray ears bippity-boppity-booing in his backyard from the window! The gun’s staying where it is though, currently not aimed on the wascally wabbit.

[wabbitseezun]

       oh Elmerrrr~   I have something that belongs to you.....

@hollywoodhangar​

[hollywoodhangar]

concept: [ cottagecore marriage aka bugs/elmer ] 

these two old fogeys living in a sweet little old cottage in the forest and getting up every morning at the same time. they stretch, they get dressed, elmer asks bugs if he’d like to do the usual “mowning wun” to get their day started and end it with a nice breakfast at a cafe in town. bugs agrees and they bow to one another . . . . and bugs breaks into a hyperdrive sprint as elmer whips out his gun and hauls tail after him, yelling “I’LL GET YOU YET YOU WACALLY WABBIT!!!!” and bugs teases him like, “Yeaaah doc, you say that every day!”.

this is it. this is their morning ritual. they exercise with their whole “hunter chasing wascally wabbit” routine to get their blood pumpin’ and shake off the sleepyness. after either bugs successfully fools elmer and traps him or elmer catches bugs, they pat each other on the back, laugh and go to catch some breakfast. sometimes they get too carried away and have too much fun with it so they end up skipping over breakfast all together and end up finally giving it a break at lunch time. // @scwewywcbbit

[wabbitseezun]

@scwewywcbbit​

        “Hey Bugs!  I just got a new outfit out of some dumpster behind the airport! I’m gonna use it to cut ahead in lines! What do ya think?”

[wabbitseezun]

[gcrminatorarchive]

Thoughts on Bugs Bunny!

An amused smirk.

“He’s my boss.”