If you're alright with it, Elmer and Bugs?
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How long will they last? - Unless you erase one in DIP, they’re a love that’s not going anywhere. They’re old fashion and sweet like that, no matter the hardship.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Biggest slowburn with a decade under the belt. Bugsy boy’s time for falling remains an enigma, but after ten years, Elmer started feeling genuinely hot under the collar and really did go red in the face when it came to Bugs. :’)
How was their first kiss? - Very sudden and very sweet over breakfast. Bugs has a way of dropping the affection fast and furious and out of the blue!
Who proposed? - The Humble Hunter himself. It was a very, very bashful proposal where he kept iterating Bugs doesn’t have to accept it but Bugs shut him up and gave him a kiss before plopping that big rock of a ring on his fingers. And yes, it was a very extravagant ring, with the main gem an orange topaz shaped like a carrot. Yes this is a carat pun go away.
Who is the best man/men? - Yosemite Sam for Elmer, Daffy, Pepe and Porky for Bugs. :> Yosemite cried a lot and hid it behind his hat.
Who did the most planning? - Elmer did a little more than Bugs only because the Big Bunny himself understandably got wound up with work, but both have a big hand in the going-ons, and whenever Bugs comes home he’s happy to see what Elmer’s got cooking so far. uwu
Who stressed the most? - I don’t think they really stressed this. They were a t eam tackling it together! Even when Bugs gets really tied up with work, Elmer honestly handles it just fine. Plus, Granny’s had her offer in to help since the beginning, so she’s right there beside him helping set everything into place.
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 [modest but VERY pretty wedding in the garden] | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Elmer has no qualms, but I’m sure Bugs has a few names on his list!
How many children will they have naturally? - None! It’s aaaalll adoption!
How many children will they adopt? - They get about four kids adopted, and are no strangers to taking on Bugs’s hundreds of nieces and nephews whenever their parents need a break. :D
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - They thumb war for it LOL. But they still have their maturity and when one is feeling a little too queasy to handle it, the other doesn’t mind taking over. It’s not a matter of “who” as much as it is depending on the situation and who is the best at winning a war.
Who is the stricter parent? - I guess Elmer? But he’s really soft. Still, Bugs does get cool parent points for being a lot more lax about things and a lot more energetic than Elmer.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Elmer, for sure. Bugs has a lot more confidence in the kids and wants to see what they can do! .. But that still doesn’t stop the automatic flight button to swoop in and catch the kids LOL.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Elmer’s always the first to do it! Bugs just kind of accepts Elmer’s got it covered, especially since he’d always tell his bun if he’s out of commission and asks him to do it instead.
Who is the more loved parent? - Bugs, for sure. Poor Elmer doesn’t stand a chance. xD
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both! Unless Bugs is way too caught up in work.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Bugs, for sure. Elmer of course was shedding tears but Bugs was stealing the emotional parent spotlight and being the loudest one in the crowd, which is impressive considering it’s a graduation filled with toons.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Bugs is always the first by like, instinct lmao. He’s literally there popping into their cell and LITERALLY digging them out.
Who does the most cooking? - Elmer! BUT He likes the bonding of couplehood when Bugs joins in. It’s very sweet. uwu
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Hmm, I guess Bugs sometimes? I can definitely see Bugs being picky about food when the moment strikes, generally when served by a chef or waiter that hit the wrong button and triggered Mischief Mode.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both do!
How often do they bake desserts? - Regularly! Carrot cake is a constant scent in the household after Bugs moved in!
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both! Salad wins out by half a yard though because Elmer’s always growing them greens in his garden and has been even before Bugs moved in. <:
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Oh, I can see this totally being a Bugs move and it makes Elmer melt every time. <3
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Bugs!
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Bugs.
Who cleans the room? - They’re both pretty tidy. <:
Who is really against chores? - Neither! It’s more of who’s too busy to do them, which can sometimes be Bugs, but I say sometimes because I imagine he’s actually very mindful of his surroundings and cleans up as he goes along.
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets!
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sometimes Bugs might try it but Elmer’s right there to go “nuh-uh.”
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Elmer, I think!
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Elmer. Bugs is the sort to just sometimes leave it everywhere. It stresses Fudd out to no end and he’ll gather what he finds and bring it to his bun only to be told to keep it. It’s honestly endearing to Bugs that Elmer never fails to bring the money right back to him lol. It’s cute.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Bugs! He likes his long and pampering bathtimes!
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They got no doggo!
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - EVERY Holiday month. Bugs ends up getting into competitions with the neighbors and goes over the top while Elmer’s contently hanging up ghosts or setting up Rudolph on the roof, oblivious to the showboating going on behind him.. until the electricity in the neighborhood just shuts down LMAO.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Just happily coexist. Eventually they’ll get married and adopting some kiddos will be on the agenda, but for now it’s just easy-going and enjoying the ride.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - I feel like Bugs is all over this.
Who plays the most pranks? - BUGS BUNNY.
