"Face Book!"
Send me 'Face Book' for my muse's reaction to yours hitting them with a book.
“OW!”
Lucinda fell backwards, landing hard on the ground. Sure, Emilia had thrown things at her before, but that really hurt. Being a tiny bird and getting hit with a phone book was not fun, and very painful.
Especially if you happen to land on your little wing.
“That hurt, dammit!”











