My headcannon is that Battat Mike is a Aromantic Homosexual (cause the aroallo beam doesn’t discriminate), but he IS definitely in a polycule with Pluey and Jongler. Pluey and Jongler? Gay, gay gay homieromantic Gay. They absorbed Battat into their relationship when Battat roped them into his Mike act.
Also. Batttat reads to me as someone with bipolar 1 and often in a manic episode.













