Banana and UF! Sans 😊
You were already squinting suspiciously as you eat your banana, when you see Sans just... sitting there. Across the table. He’d sat there when he passed by the kitchen and spotted you munching on the fruit, and he hasn’t said a word since.
He’s started lidding his sockets as you take another bite, and his grin’s turned o a smirk.
... “Ok Sans, what is it, just spit it out,” you sigh, even though you had an idea of what he was thinking about.
“oh, you wan’ me ta spit on ya?” Sans bounces his brows while you choke on a chunk you swallowed at the wrong time.
“Sans!”
“i mean... ya sure look like yer enjoyin’ that there banana...”
You make a series of indescribable noises when Sans winks at you. You’re about to retort, but Sans cuts you off again.
“y’know, i have another banana ya could eat-”
“Sans!!!!” You rise from your chair so fast it grates against the floor and chase after him when he runs away with a shit-eating grin on his face, planning on choking him.