Feb 16, 2020
Happy Valentines, the day our dear Dib cries a little extra~
...ok, yeah, he gets a lil extra sad nobody (Zim) is gonna gift him any meat (he could use any kinda meat tbh) but he’s kinda used to it by now, and plus the day after that is always prime Dumpster Diving day for mostly fresh meat which is like, the one time a year where he gets good steaks. Kinda difficult fist fighting all the hobos tho, so he obviously goes for cheap and low blows wherever he has to.
#ask#ponytail dib au#sdfhjkds#tbf Dib rarely dumpster dives#he had too much of a rich kid upbringing to really have enough street smarts#and take good advantage of it#he just stuck like#help my week salary is $500 my bills are $520 my car is $150 my booze and gadgets are $1300 somebody help me budget this#Anonymous
