#sdj taylor

[evanslittlecorner]

I'm so in love with Elias and Taylor in Lovely Leaches (The new incubus au) btw

Like, they're both old as balls but while Elias likes to lean into that victorian/edwardian style Taylor's obsessed with new technology and the latest nerdy trends. And they hype each other up so much!

Taylor will spend hours in an online auction to buy Elias an antique he thinks he'll like and Elias loves to sit down and watch Taylor's newest obsession

[evanslittlecorner]

Also I swear I said this somewhere but it's not on my masterlist?

Elias is a ghast and Taylor is a shulker hybrid in the minecraft au. Elias wanted to check out the foliage in the Nether and got shot. Taylor actually got to the end with Jean and Nick but ran almost as soon as he got there. He actually made it for a while but got greedy raiding an end city

Elias still looks all ghostly he's just fucking huge and Taylor's box/shell can be carried on his back like a hermit crab

[evanslittlecorner]

Assuming that Bitty Taylor and Elias are dating in this AU, perhaps even being together when they were on the store shelves. Than making wedding attire for them and having a Bitty wedding ceremony, followed by a reception afterward's would be so cute.

I'm also thinking of a honeymoon which takes place in another part of the house or just outside. Probably not outside for too long, just to avoid insects from entering their tiny home and scaring them while trying to have a moment.

:D Happy spooky month,

From an average loaf of 🍞

Aww! Bitty wedding! That's so cute, you'd probably have to make them wedding bracelets because any ring you could make would be far too bulky but they love them either way. Although, depending on how close everyone has gotten up to that point I really think Elias might pull a "What if we were all married!" so expect to make a few more bracelets, and a ring for yourself

With this being said the honeymoon might be a full blown oragy with all the bitties so have fun with that!

Also, please don't leave the bitties outside, they don't like it, it's too much and too big

[evanslittlecorner]

I don't have breeds for them because I'm tired but I do need you to picture cow hybird Taylor and Elias right this instant

Taylor would be such a whiny brat on his milking weeks once he trusts you

Poor Elias has such a hard time getting around due to the rough terrain of the ground, especially the gravel drive ways. If Jack, Joseph or Shaun see him struggling they do not hesitate to pick him up, with consent obvi

[evanslittlecorner]

I'm obsessed with himmmmm!!! Okay but what sorts of things is funnybone Taylor into? 👀 what things will get me the whiniest no's and the most brattiness?

Well, he's really into the thought of aliens so strapping him down to "dissect him" really get to him, especially if you drug him before hand and wakes up naked strapped up somewhere. He used to like being alone but now that he's gotten a taste of your affection he can't get enough. Slowly grind your thigh between his legs while pretending to be reading or something and he'll throw the cutest fit for you to punish him for

[evanslittlecorner]

*vibrating at the speed of light thinking about Taylor cnc because he can't admit he wants it....*

Oh, fuck yeah. Taylor is a brat and into cnc so if he ever tells you no without using his safeword it means please, this applies to whenever you ask him about trying new shit out too. He'll break character if you ask him to but he likes staying in it as much as he can

[evanslittlecorner]

I NEED TO DO DISGUSTING THINGS TO TAYLOR I'm such a simp for himmmmm

Oh he'd let you, under the guise of you forcing him into it of course. He can't have you know how he makes up to a wet pillow after dreaming about giving you head

[evanslittlecorner]

Excuse me? You're telling me there's the possibility of walking into Taylor's house and getting an eyeful? 👀

I am indeed! He's so used to not putting anything on that he won't even notice anything's wrong for a solid minuet before squealing like an anime girl and putting some clothes on. However, if you stop him and maybe kiss or groap him before he can leave he might just...w-well he's not very strong so even though it doesn't feel like he's fighting this he totally is. Ignore how he's kissing you back, you're making him do that obviously