Apr 21, 2019
Sorry Yusuke, but I just remembered that I’m in love with another man, and his name is Argon Mortimer 😔😩💙
(Argon belongs to @kaishinedisaster, go follow her)
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Sorry Yusuke, but I just remembered that I’m in love with another man, and his name is Argon Mortimer 😔😩💙
(Argon belongs to @kaishinedisaster, go follow her)
Me: Argon x Jaiden should be called Arden.
Brain: But what letter can be added to that?
Me: No.
Brain: h
Me: STOP
Teresa: So I heard that you slept with my friend's mother.
Teresamay: Wait, what? She looks so young, compared to me.
Teresa: System worked differently back then, it's not that important.
Teresa: But I thought you had a husband? And a son?
Teresamay: I do. But I once caught my husband making out with a friend of ours, who is also a guy.
Teresa: Oh, what? Was this payback?
Teresamay: I guess, haha.
Don't Tell Me This Has Never Happened
Boss: Your husband needs you alive, child, I need you alive-
Aika: CALL ME CHILD ONE MORE TIME!
Boss:
Boss: Go home, Aika. That's an order from your boss.
Aika: Sir- (??)
Boss: Go home.
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[Day 2]
Shale picks flowers.
Me: Aww, I bet he’s gonna give them to Ignatius.
[Night 2]
Shale repeatedly stabs Ignatius to death with sais.
Me: BITCH WTF NOO!!!
Cary @ Nova Before Snapping Her Neck @ The Hunger Games
[Day 4]
Cary: hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
Me: Wait, the Cinco Squad did a Secret Santa with each other...
Me: And now, me and my friends are currently doing a Secret Santa Art Trade with each other...
Me:
Me: SUMMER TF IS THIS WITCHERY?!?!
Me: Wait, does Shale have black or grey pastel black eyes?