❝ The uuh... ❞ repressing his own snorts of laughter, barely withheld smile bleeding out at the edges. Oh, maybe he should have said something earlier ( it was kinda funny, the whole thing ). ❝ The easter bunny isn't real -- and neither is santa. ❞
THESE WORDS --- WAS THIS true?! But surely the Red Man must be real? If the gods were real, then a man traveling on a sleigh with flying reindeer living in a frozen wasteland with their wife and some random elves they found...somewhere...made perfect sense! However...if this was untrue...then what was real anymore? Was he not real? Was this all an illusion? To think even the Great Rabbit who gives out random eggs for...also some reason...was not real too... He could not handle these thoughts! ❝I refuse to believe you. This is some strange prank for the Day of Fools event that is also taking place on this day.❞
He was on to you, Percy!
