#sealasks

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Unfriendly Reminder: everything will be alright

You have no Choice

oh gosh (actually needed this today thank u :3)

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what are ur top 5 favorite fruits

watermelon

apples

grapes

banana

strawberry

rate my fruit list

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I have come to steal the secret of your cuteness!

And also to place a little smooch on your forehead

woaw! (i can't tell u that then i'd have to kiII u)

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i know i'm a silly seal tuber but i have been on the internet for a long time, tumblr included!!! and i am very well aware of fetish mining and how people do tricks to get their rocks off while the secondary party is unaware i like answering questions, it's fun!! however please stop sending me weird fetish questions they will go unanswered </3

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You got a problem with horny anons? *strokes my unicorn horn*

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I mostly agree sauce shouldn't be needed, but there's foods seasoned to compliment sauces and, more importantly, steak or pork with a pan sauce is the best home cooking on earth 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i need to try pan sauce i DO like pork and steak..

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when I was a little kid, I'd draw pictures of seals sitting on cliffs and fishing with fishing poles. thought the concept was funny, I suppose

oh thank u so much for telling me /srs

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Tumblr Guy says you’d eat the least amount of cheese out of all the SVA talents, do you have anything to say about that? *shoves microphone at your seal-y face*

its probably true i'm not a massive cheese fan i really like parmesan tho. like a LOT i would put that shit on anything savoury