#seb matthew-smith

[pickledtoast98]

like it was genuinely a shock to find out that Sebby was bi and dated that one girl from season one before the show even started.

[spaceotter42]

Happy Birthday Joe Serafini. He turns 28 on Jan. 22, 2026.

[spaceotter42]

Happy Birthday Joe Serafini. He turned 27 on Jan. 22, 2025.

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Happy Birthday Joe Serafini. He turned 26 on January 22, 2024.

[previously-on-hsmtmts]

Carlos: We should play my High School Choosical game at the next sleepover!

Seb: Oh, no. Absolutely not.

Carlos: Why not?

Seb: Because I know how competitive you get, and while I think it's cute, others don't and I'm lying!

[previously-on-hsmtmts]

Big Red: Hey

Carlos: What's up

Big Red: Miss Jenn said it's my turn on the Seb

[previously-on-hsmtmts]

Gina: Your man doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Ashlyn: Your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Seb: Who's caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Carlos: Honey, do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?

Kourtney: Your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

[previously-on-hsmtmts]

Carlos: I'm making scrambled eggs, do you want some?

Seb: No thanks, they're only my fourth-favourite type of eggs.

Carlos: Just out of curiosity, what are the first three?

Seb: Fried, poached, and Easter!