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1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Sex, definitively sex. I miss that. {`coughs; }
2. Your 5 favourite spots to be stimulated.
Behind the ears, neck, jaw, stomach kisses and my genitals― {`blushes and looks away; }
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
Unf, mhm.
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
Yes― Just stimulate me here and there and it would make me happy― Even by just talking you know, my imagination is wild. {`looks at the ceiling; }
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
I’ve never been a woman before, but if you do both to women simultaneously, they would love it. I assure you that, but you know it already.
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
I don’t have one―
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Male G-spot? {`nods vigorously while his cheeks turn into a darker shade of pink; }
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
Underrated.
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
Yes.
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
Yes.
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
Yes.
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
No, not yet.
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
Please, I want that―
14. Do you have any kinks?
I like:
▫ Domination; ▫ Submission; ▫ Dirty talk; ▫ Bondage; ▫ Toys; ▫ Dubcon; ▫ Crossdressing and roleplay; ▫ Orgasm denial or control;
▫ Daddy kink;
▫ Biting; ▫ Hair pulling; ▫ Roughness or softness; ▫ Cock worshiping ▫ Spanking, slapping and flogging; ▫ Humiliation and vulnerability;
▫ Voyeurism;▫ Public sex; ▫ Breathe play; ▫ Heat and ice play; ▫ Knife play (limited); ▫ Animal play (I'm a fox); ▫ Etc... I'm curious and always want to learn more.
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
I’m into almost everything about BDSM.
16. Do you pee in the shower?
That’s inconsiderate towards the others― I’m not the only one using the bathroom I’m using.
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
Sometimes.
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
Yes.
19. Do you like being naked?
Yes but wearing a large t-shirt or an oversized hoodie while wearing panties only is also nice.
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
Both, but mostly partially naked.
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
Yes. When we went to camping.
22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?
Cooking while being completely naked.
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
Uh… Staying naked all day at home with someone, yes.
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
No, only with partners, unless I’m drunk.
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Yes.
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Yes.
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Watching me pee or poop? Yes, okay that’s awkward and you wouldn’t want to see that either―
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone?Are they online?
Kai took pictures of my peepee while I was sleeping, and thankfully no, they’re not online.
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
Three and a half―
30. How often do you masturbate?
Before a month ago, the answer is often, but not that often right now anymore. That’s surprising, right?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
I don’t know? 11 years old? I was cleaning myself then it felt nice.
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
Laying back and sitting up when I’m using my hands or a flesh light; On my stomach or on my knees when using a vibrator or a dildo―
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
WHY?! … Should I show it to you instead?
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
Porn, smut, yaoi manga, my own smut writing and my wild imagination.
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
…. Yes.
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
"So the clitoris is a tiny penis?"
37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
Yes, with Luhan.
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
Cute, lacy and transparent panties~ But I just got this one with a dildo attached to it, and I love it~
39. Do you ever go commando?
Yes. Who doesn’t?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
Yes.
41. How big is your penis?
THEY SAID IT’S TINY AND PINK AND CUTE, BUT IT’S NOT THAT TINY, OKAY?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
Yes, it does.
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
The left one.
44. How big are your breasts?
I’m a guy.
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
I’m a guy―
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
I think I should turn into a woman for once.
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
No, and I don’t mind it.
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?
It doesn’t matter.
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
Boobs and butts are nice.
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
….. I like making them hard… Is that a sin?― {`coughs; }
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
I’m proud of my peepee no matter what! {`purses his lips; }
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
What does that even mean?
53. Do you like your butt?
Yes, I do.
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
Waxing. I don’t like wild pubic hair. If they’re trimmed, that’s okay too.
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
Like, I said, I prefer it when it’s trimmed or all gone, ya’ know―
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
…. On the left side―
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
Nope, nope and I don’t mind people having genital piercings―
58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
…. It works sometimes, when Kai is being really sexy―
59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
Yea.
60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
7 hours― … Yea, all night long. {`coughs; }
61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?
I think six times.
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Full body.
63. Spit or swallow?
Both.
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
Both.
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
It’s hot, but when it goes to the point of having a bukkake… That is gross as fuck…
66. Do you “squirt?”
That question is for girls, right?
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
I’ve never tried and I don’t think I could―
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
Never.
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yes, in a changing room.
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?
No.
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
Yes.
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
Many rooms, I don’t remember exactly which, to be honest.
73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
In a pool.
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
No.
75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?
I think so.
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
No.
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
No.
78. Do you own any sex toys?
Hahaha. What kind of question is that? Yes.
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
No.
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
The actual thing is always better than something that is the replication of it―
81. What are your favourite positions?
I like everything and want to discover more― Is it bad?
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
…. When someone asked me after sex… If I wanted to pee in their mouth…
83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?
At work, during a meeting.
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
Nope.
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
No.
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
I don’t think so.
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
I have a penis.
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
I have a peepee!
89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
I don’t know― I haven’t done it for a while. I hope I’m good enough though.
90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
Nope. Should I try?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
No, that never happened, but it sounds interesting.
92. Have you have phone sex?
That is hot, but nope never.
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
I look at the boobs. I poke the boobs. I touch the boobs. I squeeze the boobs. I go to Kai to show the boobs.
94. What’s something you like about your body?
My face.
95. What’s something you dislike about your body?
How thin I am.
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
Jawline and abs.
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
"I want to tease Kai."
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
Yes.
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
Almost two weeks ago? Life with a baby at home is a busy life.
100. Do you often imagine people naked?
No. I’m not even lying, but no.
