Jun 2, 2025
me, wearing horror movie merch: oh boy, i hope people think i'm cultured!
brain: what if they think you're a serial killer
me: no they won't!!!
brain:
me:
brain:
me: *zips up hoodie*
#yeah im never wearing that haneke shirt again#thanks for trying dad im sure it looked cool in aliexpress#but like#“WHAT IF THE THINK YOU LIKED THE MOVIE CAUSE YOU KILL PEOPLE”#first of all no#second of all hell no#anyway#when i mean i live in a constant state of alarm this is what im referring to btw#yay intrusive thoughts#bee rants#bee lowkey needs therapy#im actually working on this :) so neat#queue are the sun the moon and stars
