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THE ART OF SEDUCTION by shipstiel | 1/1 chapters
RATING && TAGS: Teen and Up Audiences // oblivious!keith + pining!lance + featuring very horrible attempts at flirting
SUMMARY
"Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see."
Lance waits for the reaction, which he well expects to be Keith blushing and swooning at Lance's attention, but he only gets a blank look for his efforts.
"Lance, you know I was raised in Canada."
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Lance decides that he's going to woo Keith. Unfortunately, Keith doesn't seem to have gotten the memo.
EXCERPT
Lance has never had any experience crushing on guys, let alone mullet sporting team members, so at first he has no idea how he's going to win Keith over. As far as Lance knows, the guy still thinks of him in a vague sense of disinterest and maybe even mild irritation. Except, Lance doesn't want Keith to think of him like that, he wants Keith to have a big gay crush on him as well, so he needs to think of something to make that happen.
So maybe Lance doesn't have any experience with guys, but he does have experience wooing girls, or at least, trying to, so he decides he's just going to stick with what he knows best.
He's going to flirt mercilessly with Keith and hopes that that will get somewhere. What could go wrong, right?
MY COMMENTS
The second hand embarrassment that i felt was mortifying.
Alright second hand embarrassment aside, because that’s kind of the point of the fic, it’s genuinely amusing to see Lance’s attempts at ‘flirting.’ Though for the record, his ideas aren’t the worst per say, it’s just really unplanned and uncoordinated which only leads to disaster. This fic is kinda short, but it really conveys the desperation and the frustration between the two it’s hilarious.