#secondhandembarassment

[kneesofthesebees]

Me: hey um i found some cocaine or meth or something and i was wondering if you wanted to do some with me? Person: uh maybe. Can i see it? Me: yeah here ( hands over bag of white powder) Person: (sticks pinky in bag and tastes small amount. You know like in law and order svu) um i dont know what you thought this was but this is just a bag of powdered sugar. Me: Oh i… i had no clue I'm… im so sorry (runs off into the night)

[justlightlysedated]

ryanrosschild said: truuuu

it was a good idea in theory, and maybe he could've pulled it off, but he really, really didn't. i can't remember the last time i cringed so hard watching a video