BELLA SWAN:
-wow my parents are divorced life is so hard!! -lol new life new friends -who's dat bronze haired guy i wanna get into his pants -swoosh swoosh save my life heart eyes!! -in love -problematic cinnamon roll -actually thinks love is being in a controlled relationship -is thought of as juliet in new moon -overdramatique af -actually cried in the woods after Eddie boy left -lemme save your butt!!! -umm ok wait there's wolves -two timer??? maybe ??? -is actually awkward but also makes bad decisions -like all the time -tells ppl she'll clean her mess but expects them to clean it up for them -actually spoiled -white af -wants 2 b immortal rather than having a normal life -wants 2 follow her desires rather than think of the future -actually hates having wrinkles -is secretly in love with that wolf who stopped aging when he turnt 16 -thinks ppl is a bitch when they disagree with her -got knocked up by dead sperm -got overly confident bc lol vampire!!!! -stole money from her in-laws -got help from her in-laws as well -does mental shield thing powers woo -special snowflake -concentrates power things -conceives bb and has a stomach that looks as big as the world -honestly what the fuck
- @seenhope













