Well… here it is:
https://ceterumcenseo.neocities.org/literature/documents/hstp_tjmd_fic_oct_2024.pdf
3.5k words of a fake study surrounding curses in the Foxboy Trapper 'Verse. It's currently hosted on my website as a PDF - I don't know if I want to post it to ao3. (because if i want to do that, i need to abolish ALL those 20something tables i've currently got in the document!).
Oh, yeah: Official summary is btw: " „Head and shoulders, tail and paws: Correlation between curse length and curse-caused characteristics“ (colloquially also called “The McIntyre Method”) is nowadays considered to be one of the most influential and important scientific articles dealing with the markedness of curses, although it was disreputable at the time of publishing to question the
widespread ideas about curse characteristics. […] The study is the most frequently cited one on curses and serves as a milestone in understanding its matter. "
I tried to take some pointers from both Professional Courtesy as well as Mating Habits, you'll definitely recognise it. Keep a look out for the citation (yes, it's got a fake bibliography) of "Oughton, 1952".
Anyways - hope you enjoy? It was definitely a lot of fun, I like number crunching and I really like that AU, as we have previously established. If you read it, I'd be delighted to hear your opinions! :D
Best wishes to you and kind regards also to the other contributors of the AU!
Tigoteus
This is genuinely one of the coolest things anybody's ever sent me and I'm so so thrilled by it. Graphs! Charts! The attention to detail!!!!!!!! Oughhhhhhhhhhh I've been going absolutely insane about this since you sent it to me and I'm certain I'll continue to go completely insane.
Trap scores a 68/84, but three questions (respiratory alterations, other bodily alterations, and developmental changes) aren't really applicable for him, so adjusted to ignore those three questions but end up with a score out of 84 that's a 79.3 - spot on by your chart! Super super neat and well thought out. The little touch of an acknowledgement for Gonzo and some really careful concealing of the fact that BJ, Trapper, and Hawkeye are all working at the same place is great. oughhhh going nuts about this.
Thoroughly recommend that anyone who enjoys the verse reads this, it's awesome.