#seg.misc

[githjanken]

fellas is it gay to prank the guy whose calm jade exterior inexplicably only turns to rage around you by using a gift of a hand drawn portrait of him (made while you were supposed to be copying text as punishment) as a distraction to slip gay porn in with his academic scrolls. and you’re both boys.

[githjanken]

i would just like to point out that the first person to believe cate about her titan connection is another woman

like all these men were like “yeah yeah, sure but have you considered you may be hysterical” but keiko (mvp. goat.) is like “huh. well, that’s weird let’s do science about it.”

[githjanken]

everything reminds me of her (boop button)

[githjanken]

my therapist: don’t worry, generic white man murderbot isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

murderbot show:

[githjanken]

went to a little market today, bought nice ceramics, and reunited a cute dog with her owner!

her name is lola

[githjanken]

putting sigma overwatch in the roze skin because roze is a very common way to indicate the gay/queer part of a community in dutch and i know enough older white dutch gay men in academia and academic circles to say confidently this old man is gay

[githjanken]

griddle is off to the vet today to get rid of her last four teeth!

pls send good vibes to my little baby because she hates the vet so so so so so so much

[githjanken]

the thing about watching monarch is that like… right, so kong. you don’t want him angry on account of 70-90k T primate, but it’s really easy to avoid him on account of he lives on a remote island in the middle of the ocean. all he wants is to be left alone. your chances of running into kong on accident are lower than those of winning the lottery. so it’s really easy to not mess with kong.

AND YET