Apr 17, 2014
SEGUAR
Born into a species of creature known as Segphibians, SEGUAR naturally has an accordion-style neck, tailpipe, and wheels for legs. However, SEGUAR was born with features that no other Segphibian has ever had. SEGUAR also has eyes that can project light like a flashlight, triggered by a certain blinking pattern, and his left arm has been mutated into a taser. His abnormal features indicate that he was destined to become... a security guard. At the DMV.