#selene goyle

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Who would you cast in mean girls?

Cady Heron totally reminds me of Mercer Fairchild—being taken under some troublemakers’ wings. Not necessarily the Regina to his Cady, but Selene Goyle would so be Regina. Chantel Evergreen would be Karen just because… well, she isn’t the brightest. And… maybe Laurel Simon or Rosemary Dolohov as Gretchen Weiners—you be the judge of that. Zach Evergreen and Priya Kapoor as Damian and Janis Ian, obviously? Scorpius Malfoy as Aaron Samuels because everyone kind of, like, wants him. Yeah, what do you think?! Should I be a casting director?

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I might smack Selene by the end of this year, I might

Smack her for everyone else who wants to smack her! Although, you might need... a lot of hands for that. Good luck with that. I mean, she deserves all of them—and a few punches, too. Pretty face, ugly personality.