Jun 27
The First Mate has damaged our wonderful Solar-Sail.
We are in the process of fixing it and carrying out our revenge.
Do not worry the Solar-Sail shall be fixed shortly.
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The First Mate has damaged our wonderful Solar-Sail.
We are in the process of fixing it and carrying out our revenge.
Do not worry the Solar-Sail shall be fixed shortly.
The Solar-Sail is being attacked by Octokittens. We are dealing with the situation but until further notice it is non-functional.
If you would like to help please avoid using the following tactics as they will damage the Solar-Sail: Fire, Explosions, Guns, Paint, More Octokittens, Corrosive Materials, or any other Projectiles.
Anyone caught damaging the Solar-Sail during this time will be charged with Mega-Treason and sentenced to Ultra-Brutal-Death by order of the Queen.
Today is both a joyful and disappointing day.
We have landed planet-side and so the Solar-Sail has been put away. Disappointing.
However, several of our friends have successfully hatched many children. A joyous occasion.
The children are in the greenhouse if you wish to see them. Please watch your step, they are easily squashed.
Everything is fine.
We have knives now.
We will use them.
Spider #172648926-C and Spider #172639643-Q have become damaged and are unable to be located.
If you find either of them please bring them to the brig and place them next to the vents.
Anyone found to have been the cause of this damage will be punished. If they are not found within a reasonable timeframe we will cause problems. This is a threat.