The Spiders

*a pile of octokittens bound in space-spider-silk is dropped from the vents. The octokittens are visibly distressed and slightly injured*

Hello Swarm-Queen, we have found these trespassers upon the Solar-Sail.

Our merciful Queen has decided that we are to return them to you for reprimand instead of punishing them ourselves.

If this happens again we will be sure to take it as a declaration of war.

- @space-spiders

*Tiv gasps at the sight of their bound children and rushes to cut them free.*

Oh my goodness! Rude! You didn't need to do that, they were just curious!

*They glare up into the vents, looking about ready to declare war themself.*

They were biting the Solar-Sail, and some of them are corrosive. You are lucky the damage was minimal and mostly unintentional.

Keep your denizens away from the Solar-Sail, lest they become our quarry.

*a spider sits on the edge of the vent, watching, its expression is unreadable*

... I'll be sure to speak with them but obviously you don't know much about octokittens. They aren't really keen to listen to anyone unless they believe it was their own idea.

We know little about them, we avoid inferior lifeforms.

As their Queen they should listen to you, unless you are merely a figurehead?

Inferior lifeforms?! My octokittens are the most perfect of babies ever!

They have 8 limbs which is good but they are not spiders, Aurora, or the Engineer. This makes them inferior lifeforms.

They are some of the better non-spider lifeforms but they are still inferior, like you.

Well, I certainly can't argue that octokittens are vastly better than humanoids but I stand firm that they're miles better than you.

Your inability to see that we are some of the best lifeforms is noted.

We do not like you, but at least we can agree that most humanoids suck.

... I can see now why Jonny regularly goes to war with y'all.

#the spiders talk #mechanisms rp #mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #the mechs rp

We have never started a war with the First Mate, he has no kingdom for us to fight.

Our Queen has a regularly scheduled conference with him that always leaves him dead because he is a dick.

*a pile of octokittens bound in space-spider-silk is dropped from the vents. The octokittens are visibly distressed and slightly injured*

Hello Swarm-Queen, we have found these trespassers upon the Solar-Sail.

Our merciful Queen has decided that we are to return them to you for reprimand instead of punishing them ourselves.

If this happens again we will be sure to take it as a declaration of war.

- @space-spiders

*Tiv gasps at the sight of their bound children and rushes to cut them free.*

Oh my goodness! Rude! You didn't need to do that, they were just curious!

*They glare up into the vents, looking about ready to declare war themself.*

They were biting the Solar-Sail, and some of them are corrosive. You are lucky the damage was minimal and mostly unintentional.

Keep your denizens away from the Solar-Sail, lest they become our quarry.

*a spider sits on the edge of the vent, watching, its expression is unreadable*

... I'll be sure to speak with them but obviously you don't know much about octokittens. They aren't really keen to listen to anyone unless they believe it was their own idea.

We know little about them, we avoid inferior lifeforms.

As their Queen they should listen to you, unless you are merely a figurehead?

Inferior lifeforms?! My octokittens are the most perfect of babies ever!

They have 8 limbs which is good but they are not spiders, Aurora, or the Engineer. This makes them inferior lifeforms.

They are some of the better non-spider lifeforms but they are still inferior, like you.

Well, I certainly can't argue that octokittens are vastly better than humanoids but I stand firm that they're miles better than you.

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp #the spiders talk

Your inability to see that we are some of the best lifeforms is noted.

We do not like you, but at least we can agree that most humanoids suck.

*a pile of octokittens bound in space-spider-silk is dropped from the vents. The octokittens are visibly distressed and slightly injured*

Hello Swarm-Queen, we have found these trespassers upon the Solar-Sail.

Our merciful Queen has decided that we are to return them to you for reprimand instead of punishing them ourselves.

If this happens again we will be sure to take it as a declaration of war.

- @space-spiders

*Tiv gasps at the sight of their bound children and rushes to cut them free.*

Oh my goodness! Rude! You didn't need to do that, they were just curious!

*They glare up into the vents, looking about ready to declare war themself.*

They were biting the Solar-Sail, and some of them are corrosive. You are lucky the damage was minimal and mostly unintentional.

Keep your denizens away from the Solar-Sail, lest they become our quarry.

*a spider sits on the edge of the vent, watching, its expression is unreadable*

... I'll be sure to speak with them but obviously you don't know much about octokittens. They aren't really keen to listen to anyone unless they believe it was their own idea.

We know little about them, we avoid inferior lifeforms.

As their Queen they should listen to you, unless you are merely a figurehead?

Inferior lifeforms?! My octokittens are the most perfect of babies ever!

#the spiders talk #I actually think ur pretty cool but the spiders are uhh speciest??#is that a word? like racists but for diff species #that actually sounds bad now that I say it out loud lol #the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp

They have 8 limbs which is good but they are not spiders, Aurora, or the Engineer. This makes them inferior lifeforms.

They are some of the better non-spider lifeforms but they are still inferior, like you.

*a pile of octokittens bound in space-spider-silk is dropped from the vents. The octokittens are visibly distressed and slightly injured*

Hello Swarm-Queen, we have found these trespassers upon the Solar-Sail.

Our merciful Queen has decided that we are to return them to you for reprimand instead of punishing them ourselves.

If this happens again we will be sure to take it as a declaration of war.

- @space-spiders

*Tiv gasps at the sight of their bound children and rushes to cut them free.*

Oh my goodness! Rude! You didn't need to do that, they were just curious!

*They glare up into the vents, looking about ready to declare war themself.*

They were biting the Solar-Sail, and some of them are corrosive. You are lucky the damage was minimal and mostly unintentional.

Keep your denizens away from the Solar-Sail, lest they become our quarry.

*a spider sits on the edge of the vent, watching, its expression is unreadable*

... I'll be sure to speak with them but obviously you don't know much about octokittens. They aren't really keen to listen to anyone unless they believe it was their own idea.

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp #the spiders talk

We know little about them, we avoid inferior lifeforms.

As their Queen they should listen to you, unless you are merely a figurehead?

You have too many children. And since when did they vibrate?

I have just the right amount of babies, thank you very much!

Also... look, lots of my kids have unique abilities.

Right.

Well I knew they vibrated, but since when did they make NOISE when they vibrated???

Oh! You mean purring? That's just something kittens in general do.

It means they're happy and they feel safe.

Wha- Since when was that a thing?!!??!?

Since always? What are you so upset about?

Uh, long story short Jonny made me hearing aids? so I can hear now.

Apparently a lot of things make noise and I don't know how to feel about it.

Oh wow, he made you hearing aids and they weren't like... secretly bombs or something? He must really like you.

But, also yeah, a lot of things make noise that you wouldn't expect.

I'm sure they would have exploded by now if they were bombs.

Also since when did lights make sound?

#this is actually true irl #electricity makes some noise but it's at a frequency we can't hear #some electronics dip into lower frequencies which let some people hear it #this usually happens when electronics get old #it's a horrible sound and I hope that you never hear it #fun fact: the sun actually makes noise but we can't hear it bc it's very far away and also space is a vacuum

Everything makes noise if you listen.

Most flesh beings cannot hear the electricity, but it makes noise.

The Solar-Sail makes the most beautiful sound, would you like to hear it?

OH MEYE GODS DO YOU KNOW MEYE APIDER CHILDREN?? DO YOU WANT TO MEET MEYE SPIDER CHILDREN???

OK OK this is Mr Spider meye oldest

This is Danny, the middle

And this is cassiopeia, she's the youngest

Eyem not sure cassy could fit on the ship...

-cecil watcher, the colors out in space

You are loud.

We appreciate that unlike you, your children are superior life-forms.

We would enjoy showing them the Solar-Sail, unfortunately they would most certainly destroyed if they were to board Aurora.

Please enjoy this photo of the Solar-Sail instead.

It is even more incredible in person.

strangeryetcecil

Oh eyem not human! Eyem not sure what eye am but eyem at least a spider honorarily

Honorary spider puts you in 4th place among lifeforms.

You are better than most lifeforms, but you are not a superior life form.

strangeryetcecil

Okay cool eyell take it!

Eye assume spiders are fourth, what's the other two?

1) spiders

2) Aurora

3) the Engineer

4) honorary spiders

5) non-spiders

6) spider enemies

#the spiders talk

OH MEYE GODS DO YOU KNOW MEYE APIDER CHILDREN?? DO YOU WANT TO MEET MEYE SPIDER CHILDREN???

OK OK this is Mr Spider meye oldest

This is Danny, the middle

And this is cassiopeia, she's the youngest

Eyem not sure cassy could fit on the ship...

-cecil watcher, the colors out in space

You are loud.

We appreciate that unlike you, your children are superior life-forms.

We would enjoy showing them the Solar-Sail, unfortunately they would most certainly destroyed if they were to board Aurora.

Please enjoy this photo of the Solar-Sail instead.

It is even more incredible in person.

strangeryetcecil

Oh eyem not human! Eyem not sure what eye am but eyem at least a spider honorarily

#the spiders talk #mechs rp

Honorary spider puts you in 4th place among lifeforms.

You are better than most lifeforms, but you are not a superior life form.

*a pile of octokittens bound in space-spider-silk is dropped from the vents. The octokittens are visibly distressed and slightly injured*

Hello Swarm-Queen, we have found these trespassers upon the Solar-Sail.

Our merciful Queen has decided that we are to return them to you for reprimand instead of punishing them ourselves.

If this happens again we will be sure to take it as a declaration of war.

- @space-spiders

*Tiv gasps at the sight of their bound children and rushes to cut them free.*

Oh my goodness! Rude! You didn't need to do that, they were just curious!

*They glare up into the vents, looking about ready to declare war themself.*

#the mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #mechs rp #mechanisms rp #the spiders talk

They were biting the Solar-Sail, and some of them are corrosive. You are lucky the damage was minimal and mostly unintentional.

Keep your denizens away from the Solar-Sail, lest they become our quarry.

*a spider sits on the edge of the vent, watching, its expression is unreadable*

The octokittens on the Solar-Sail have been dealt with and the Solar-Sail has been repaired.

We would have updated the situation earlier but we were mad at everyone for not helping.

#sail-post #mechanisms rp #mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #the mechs rp

OH MEYE GODS DO YOU KNOW MEYE APIDER CHILDREN?? DO YOU WANT TO MEET MEYE SPIDER CHILDREN???

OK OK this is Mr Spider meye oldest

This is Danny, the middle

And this is cassiopeia, she's the youngest

Eyem not sure cassy could fit on the ship...

-cecil watcher, the colors out in space

You are loud.

We appreciate that unlike you, your children are superior life-forms.

We would enjoy showing them the Solar-Sail, unfortunately they would most certainly destroyed if they were to board Aurora.

Please enjoy this photo of the Solar-Sail instead.

It is even more incredible in person.

#mechanisms rp #mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #the mechs rp #the spiders answer

The Solar-Sail is being attacked by Octokittens. We are dealing with the situation but until further notice it is non-functional.

If you would like to help please avoid using the following tactics as they will damage the Solar-Sail: Fire, Explosions, Guns, Paint, More Octokittens, Corrosive Materials, or any other Projectiles.

Anyone caught damaging the Solar-Sail during this time will be charged with Mega-Treason and sentenced to Ultra-Brutal-Death by order of the Queen.

#mechanisms rp #mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #the mechs rp #self posting spiders #sail-post

You guys are here now?

Am I able to make requests at all?

- 🥀

We are here at the behest of our beloved Queen.

If you appreciate the Solar-Sail you can make a request, our wonderful Queen shall determine if we are to listen.

Yes, yes the solar sail is great, I can see it from here. Good work.

The request is simple enough, the heating in the greenhouse is fucked, Nastya's done repairs but it only holds it over so long, I was hoping you lot could have a look? Maybe?

Yes, of course! We are always willing to help Aurora, she is our most wonderful friend and home.

We will take a look inside, we cannot fix the problem but we will find it.

Thank you for appreciating the Solar-Sail.

Alright, thank you, much appreciated. I like not freezing to death in my own greenhouse.

#mechanisms rp #mechs rp #the mechanisms rp #the mechs rp #the spiders talk

That sounds unpleasant.

Our bodies have no such trouble with the cold. Have you considered replacing your parts with better materials?

We have located the problem and the Engineer has been notified.

You guys are here now?

Am I able to make requests at all?

- 🥀

We are here at the behest of our beloved Queen.

If you appreciate the Solar-Sail you can make a request, our wonderful Queen shall determine if we are to listen.

Yes, yes the solar sail is great, I can see it from here. Good work.

The request is simple enough, the heating in the greenhouse is fucked, Nastya's done repairs but it only holds it over so long, I was hoping you lot could have a look? Maybe?