SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake
Item #: SCP-871
Object Class: Keter
SCP-871 is a collection of 237 cakes. Instances of SCP-871 vary widely in appearance and size, covering the entire range of foods described by humans as "cake". The smallest observed instance of SCP-871 was a miniature cupcake with a mass of 15 grams. The largest yet observed was a 22-kilogram baumkuchen measuring 2 meters in length.
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SCP-871's danger originates in the consequences of an instance not being eaten. Any instance of SCP-871 which is not consumed will cause a new cake to be created in its vicinity after 24 hours. [...] It is estimated that an uncontrolled outbreak originating with a single instance would render the earth uninhabitable within 80 days.
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