May 15, 2014
I had a dream that my bird had eggs (How he managed this feat without a wife was never elaborated on in the dream). For some reason, this development made everyone angry, and they wanted to break my eggs, so I couldn't have any more birds. I had to defend his cage, and protect his little family. And this was the point I woke up, on account of BITING MY OWN WRIST VERY HARD!
... never say I don't love you, bird.