#selfish much?

[fundamental-cactus]

So Bethany set up a meal train (even though she made a huge deal about not wanting one) and will only accept meals made from her recipes or GCs to Doordash. This comes across as really conceited - I want your help, but only if you do it my way. If I was sent the link to her train, I probably wouldn’t sign up - I’ve been known to buy a frozen meal and salad so they can eat it or choose not to right away.

(There were several minutes of this. I watched the whole thing. It was awful)

[imcomingoffalittleshybutido]

So for Minneapolis night 1 I desperately want Tay to play begin again. So whenever it gets to the surprise song, I always get a little anxious because I want Begin Again at my show😂

[queen-of-love-and-beauty]

I’m not digging crazy ass Jemma.

Get a grip girl!

[forsakensky15]

I need more friends on Skype. I don’t have many and the ones that are on, don’t want to talk bout anything of real interest.

[explos-ment]

Friend: I am so tired, I haven't been getting a full nights' sleep these past couple of days.

Me: Why's that?

Friend: Because of my husband. He's been moving around a lot and been snoring - I had to yell at him last night because he was facing me. He knows he's supposed to face away from me when he snores because I don't like him in my face.

Me: Wait, wait, wait, this is quite possibly the best thing I've ever heard. - he's ASLEEP, and you expect him to know that he's snoring and to face away from you... When he's ASLEEP.

Friend: Yes. He knows I don't like him snoring on me.

Me: Wow, ok.

[adv4nc31nwh1t3]

I think I need a sugar daddy...is that bad?

[funnykalang]

thellamamovement isn't that the goal? Hahahaha

[quieroseraire]

wanting to be so smart that I don't have feelings anymore