These came in the mail today. Real #SelfTieBowties, not the #necktie derivatives I'm #notorious for. $1.98/each on #eBay with #freeshipping. They even have size adjustment buckles! The only catch is they're #MadeInChina and took almost 4 weeks to arrive. Next steps: 1) disassemble and reverse engineer fabric template, 2) visit fabric store for earth-toned, textured plaid and paisley patterns, 3) find access to #sewing machine. #bargain #bowtie #dapper #tradeimbalance #arsenal #unmarked #contraband #diy













