#selinafuckingkyle

[runningrpg]

Black, Lestrange, and Nott

congratulations, lauren!!

as a reminder: there is still one more chance to win!!

[runningrpg]

emmeline vance - natasha liu bordizzo for lauren. please & thanks!

added for you darling!

[foreigngodsrp]

okay i'm going to reserve lily james for lauren -- for now, might change my mind. probably won't. ugh. i'm the worst.

lmaooo well either way you’ve got lily now!

[foreigngodsrp]

hey! i'd like to reserve 'victoire weasley [f] [30]' for lauren. i'm aware dominique is also reserved so happy for talk plots and family planning on discord! just shoot me a dm on selinakyle#6500. still undecided on a fc though D:

i’ll harass annie to shoot you a message tomorrow on discord and i’m more than excited to see vic around the site too!! we love sister plots!

[ninetiesrp]

can i reserve olivia cooke on behalf of my friend joe? boy does not have a tumblr

totally!! this is what friends are for ( ◡‿◡ *)

[msgolightly]

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[coveredinsnow-]

askbox extravaganza

also known as “i befriend the weirdest people” sequel to “seriously tho, what even is my askbox right now”

my askbox gets pretty crazy but yours seems to be some kind of saiyan level of weird 

god i love romantic comedy AUs. because smut. like it’s not just “you’ve got mail” it’s also “you’ve got mail (as well as anally penetrated” 

Actual cannibal Victoria Argent 

so i had a dream that Snoop Dog, Chris Argent, and I held up an optometrist office for no apparent reason. katt williams was there too but he was fucking useless.

JESUS CHRIST ARI DON’T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT YOU KNOW WHAT OUR LIVES ARE LIKE WE CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN WITH DUDES BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE WOULD BE LIKE “AHAHAHAHAH HERE LET ME GIFT YOU WITH THE ONE MAN ON EARTH WHO ACTUALLY HAS A KNOT.”

what if i went to giantfloppyhorsecocks’s blog and liked everything until they were number one on my crushes? whAT IF?

I wanted to write an AU where you got your concussion because your tits rebelled and chose to swing up and whack you in the face. I need fanart for this too, obviously. I will draw it and mail it to you.

can we kidnap jr and ian and lock them in a room together and then film the result for posterity 

I will never get over the image of you sitting there with your margarita, cursing your life and choices while continuing to read about oozing masculinity and *shudder* piss slits.

can I just say I love we’ve reached a point in our lives where “wolves are gregarious animals” is a valid and normal opening for an argument.

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h-oechlin who da fuq is dis

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