#semiskimmedmalik

[nikecrap]

semiskimmedmalik said: i sound so lower class man, wanting to live like a queen but accent of a commoner :( turns out yams are potatoes????? gOD why was she watching the valleys thats like the worst thing EVER jesus christ :’) the uk is the best, ain’t no denying that

SAME and i always say aint and innit when im trying to sound posh hahahah an d wtf i thought they were like a horse kinda animal?!?1//! ive never even seen it omg i dont have that channel!!!! i wanna watch it ffs that and geordie shore im upset 

[nikecrap]

semiskimmedmalik said: this boy brought his canadian exchange student to a party i was at and he thought that the geordie accent was posh and wouldn’t stop saying yams then again he was crawling on the floor chasing a cat so there is a chance he was very high

omg i lvoe the geordie accent but its common as fuck im laughing aw he sounds cute why did he keep saying yams wtfri ck idek what yams are man but i wish i was at that party damn

my friend came over from canada and she was watching the valleys and she couldnt understand the welsh accent and she was like 'they all had sheep tattooed on their vaginas and then they started covering themselves with shit' i love the uk 

[nikecrap]

semiskimmedmalik said: no problem! you are blessed with great hair and omg i love urban outfitters but their stuff ain’t cute on me

my hairs a mess 99% of the time!!! omg shut up bet u look cute as hell in everything 

[nikecrap]

semiskimmedmalik said: ur face and hair is the cutest thing ever and where is that top from omg

omg ty very much!!! its from urban outfitters bb

[jinhive]

omg everytime i see you on my dashboard i keep thinking your icon is benedict cumberbatch

oh my god i’m choking on my cereal

it does kinda look like him