rufus and seph
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Who is the most affectionate?Sephiroth He either wants to be possessive, or to get laid.
Big spoon/Little spoon?Sephiroth is the big spoon. He’s an octopus around the other when they wake up.
Favorite non-sexual activity?Argue.
Who is most likely to carry the other?To settle arguments, Sephiroth carries Rufus over his shoulder like a potato sack.
Nicknames?No nicknames, they use their titles.
Who worries the most?Rufus does: Sephiroth is confident he can solve everything with violence.
Who tops?Hah! Sephiroth, of course. Always. The man has a god complex.
Who initiates kisses?Rufus does, because it’s an effective way to shush Sephiroth and manipulate/distract him.
Who wakes up first?Sephiroth only sleeps 2 to 4 hours a night, thus Sephiroth. Rufus is rather difficult to wake up… but Sephiroth can be very convincing.
Who says I love you first?Sephiroth, manipulatively.
Most common argument?Sephiroth smiled and lowered the book he’d been reading. “When I revive you on my future planet, I’ll make sure you-”
“Stop, Sephiroth. For Gaia’s sake, are we talking about this again? I will not join your Lifestream. I have a duty to this planet.”
“Of course you’ll join me.”
“I owe a service to this world, and to the Green Lifestream, and everyone in it. My duty lies with-”
Sephiroth was seething. His voice was so cold it almost seemed to come out of his mouth in clouds. The room itself appeared to be subzero temperature. Sephiroth narrowed his eyes. “I want you on my Red Lifestream, my world!”
- “I decide where my reincarnations-”
- “Reconstructions.”
- “…-my reconstructions take place. I am sorry, Sephiroth. I will surrender my soul to the Green Lifestream and that’s it. This is our last and only life together. Get used to the idea!”
Sephiroth hurled his book at Rufus’ head.
The President ducked.
They glared at each other, full of menace. Then -at an invisible cue- they both looked away. They departed to different rooms. They would both rub their face: Sephiroth would rub his eyes, and Rufus would pinch the bridge of his nose.
Sephiroth would attend supper at five precisely, Rufus would attend dinner at seven-thirty.
They would sleep in the same bedroom, and fuck violently; biting, scratching, clawing... anything to hurt the other a much as possible. Then for a while, things would be normal. Until Rufus would sprain his ankle or start coughing, and Sephiroth would be reminded of the terrible humanity the President was cursed with.