#septicsaying

[septicsayings]

Ahh beautiful surgery instruments! You know, my lights, my camera, my stapler, imma put them all inside you! 100% real doctor!

@therealjacksepticeye (Gastric Bypass, Liposuction Surgery)

[thruthedarkside]

“Whatever you’re going through is temporary. Suicide is permanent, it’s a permanent solution to a temporary problem that can be fixed. You won’t think it can be fixed, you might be in the darkest period of your life ever and you just wanna end it all but believe me, it CAN be fixed.”

- @therealjacksepticeye

(From: VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED | The Static Speaks My Name)

[septicsayings]

MY SWEET POTATO NIPPLES!

@therealjacksepticeye (PiePieDew Made Me Tweet This!)

[septicsayings]

I thought she was gonna say, "You're a natural! Ever considered a career at sucking?" Everyday Suzi...

@therealjacksepticeye (Gastric Bypass, Liposuction Surgery)

[septicsayings]

We don't need to understand what's going on, it's Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos. Not Jacksepticeye's what the hell was that? That's a great series idea, WRITE IT DOWN!

@therealjacksepticeye (Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos #7)

[septicsayings]

Is that super glue or toothpaste? That's a very big misunderstanding, cause if I brush my teeth with super glue, well then actually I'll shut up like everybody wants me to.That'll probably be good!

@therealjacksepticeye (Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos #7)

[septicsayings]

I need to back off, jack off, regroup and come back to this with a better mentality.

@therealjacksepticeye (Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos #7)

[septicsayings]

Don't forget to graphite that like button!

@therealjacksepticeye (Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos #7)