#serah-alenko

[primordyaforever]

OMG the hawk owl looks so badass! I can just imagine it perched on Duncan's shoulder, and it would follow him everywhere and protect him from the haters. Or (and I'm sorry I forget his name, the elf guard dude who's not Talisen) with his barn owl, and he becomes really good friends with it and just. Owls give me feels okay! (Also I'm sorry for all the misspelling of any names, my memory is terrible, but now you've given me so many owl headcanons!)

Yeah...I was leaning towards the either the hawk owl or the barn owl. I mean, the snowy owl is pretty and all, but it's kinda been done what with Harry Potter and all. 

The elf you're thinking of is Velias ;)

Truthfully, Duncan was not the one I had originally planned to put the owl with, but now that you brought it up, I can't stop thinking about it...and the more I think about it, the more it makes sense....

CHANGE OF PLANS!!!!

[primordyaforever]

serah-alenko replied to your photoset “Played on Lazare for a bit today. He’s so pretty…”

Hot damn

*giggles* So glad you approve ;)

[sapphic-legs]

So I think my chemistry exam went well! I answered every question and feel confident about my answers. Next I have to tackle biology, which should be interesting considering I haven't studied yet. Oh well, I have unit Wednesday. I'd like to say a huge thank you to everyone. I've been really melodramatic this past month and you've all put up with me. I wouldn't know what to do without some of you, so really thank you <3

[iron-bae]

22 and 36?

22:You get to redesign the whitehouse. Describe how your fabulous revisions would make it look?

It's now called the pinkhouse. Everything is pink. Even the toilet water.

36:Write a plot for a TV show that you would most definitely watch

Nine noble families fight for control of the mythical land. Political and sexual intrigue is pervasive. The King asks his old friend to serve as Hand of the King, or highest official. Secretly warned that the previous Hand was assassinated, he accepts in order to investigate further. Meanwhile the Queen's family,may be hatching a plot to take power. Across the sea, the last members of the previous and deposed ruling family, are also scheming to regain the throne. Except they have mother fucking dragons The friction between the houses leads to full-scale war. All while a very ancient evil awakens in the farthest north. Amidst the war and political confusion, a neglected military order of misfits, is all that stands between the realms of men and icy horrors beyond.

Oh wait...thats already a thing right?

[sapphic-legs]

serah-alenko replied to your post:Okay, no jokes now, all this testicle research is...

Get out. You have no shame. Disgraceful.

Please don't make me go back to looking up disorders - it's so painfully boring!

Also, whoever came up with the phrase, "grow a pair," was evidently not educated on how fragile the male genital really are. 

[sapphic-legs]

serah-alenko replied to your post:serah-alenko replied to your post:Hey, Did you...

How did you know!? :D

I to, *throws confetti* am a blood mage! 

[sapphic-legs]

serah-alenko replied to your post:Hey, Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the...

ASsfghsjk I’m blushing so bad! (and I knew because of BLOOD MAGIC!) #TickingOfMeredithSince1998

Meredith: "What's that on your back? Is ThAT a STAfF?"

You: "Suck it wench!" *throws red food colouring in her face* 

[sapphic-legs]

Hey, Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE PUN EVER <3 HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

1. First impression: This looks like a great Dragon Age blog 2. Truth is: Literal dragon age trash  A++ person who I'd follow into the Fade no questions asked. 3. How old do you look: 17-ish?4. Have you ever made me laugh: Honestly you kill me, I always smile when I see you on my dash, or get a message.5. Have you ever made me mad: Never!6. Best feature: Where do start?? Your humour is great, you're so kind, and I love how you're not afraid to voice your opinion. 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope 8. You’re my: A great friend, I'm so glad that we bonded over our mutual obsession with Dragon Age and our OCs. 9. Name in my phone: n/a 10. Should you post this too? If you want to!