I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelingsI feel like a prize assholeNo one even mentions my casseroleI got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelingsYou coulda said something nice about my profiterolesHere’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size














