(BOOTS fandom, y'all have every right to ignore this. Now, if you chose to entertain this delusional headcanon of mine, then bless your heart).
Okay here me out...
What if when Jones said this:
We can pretend that he was referring to this sly snake oil salesman:
...because my brain conjured up this image at 1am one night last week like a racoon rummaging through trash and then I had to go and write an EXPLICIT(18+ ONLY/Minors DNI) smut crack!fic about it (while I took a creative break from writing my next multichapter Cope/Slovacek fic).
Find it on AO3
#Joshua Jones#Sergeant Pitowski#boots netflix#boots fanfic#I had a lot of fun writing this one and it was a nice mental break from my current WIP copacek fic that was kicking my ass.#but I really do think briefly switching my attention to write something else helped#as I've had better writing sessions for my copacek fic this past week and finally filled in a lot of missing plot in my outline for it.#also just really fun to write something for a Brett Dalton character because I just enjoy his roles so much and I was happy he was in BOOTS#and yes I know Jones signed his contract in a mall recruiting booth (fic touches on that).#and that Sgt. Pitowski's recruiting office was in New Orleans where Cam joined... but let just pretend for the fic alright.#maybe he travelled to different recruiting offices under his contract.#alright I'm rambling now. someone stop me please.
