#sergeantsarcasm

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Happy Birthday man!!!

Thanks mister!

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sergeantsarcasm replied to your post:sergeantsarcasm replied to your post:This is...

So you’re saying that asses aren’t cool?!

I'm saying this is DEFINITELY not a Taylor Swift and asses blog. 

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sergeantsarcasm replied to your post:This is basically a taylor swift and asses blog I...

But, you kind of just did?

What are you on about? This is anything but a Taylor Swift and asses blog. This is a cool blog. 

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2. What would you name your future kids?

Well first of all, fuck children, there is no way I'm having any. But hypothetically speaking, Sariah for a daughter (after my favorite original character), then maybe Prosper or Roy or soemthing I can't think of at the moment for a boy

5. Is there anyone who can always make you smile?

There was. 

29. Favorite film(s)

Hoooooo boy here we go:

-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

-Her

-Brokeback Mountain

-Weekend

-Ghost World

-The Pianist

-Kill Bill

-Pulp Fiction

-Moulin Rouge!

-21 Grams

-Rachel Getting Married

-An Education

-Never Let Me Go

-Atonement

-Chicago

-Like Crazy

-The Silence of the Lambs

-Halloween

-The Lord of the Rings trilogy

-Beauty and the Beast

-The Hunchback of Notre Dame

-Aladdin

-Wall-E

-Toy Story trilogy

-Finding Nemo

-Up

-Metropolis

-Spirited Away

-Princess Mononoke

-Whisper of the Heart

-Castle In the Sky

-Howl's Moving Castle

I think that's pretty comprehensive.

31. 3 random facts

-I collect movie stubs

-The Bachelor is my hugest guilty pleasure and I am literal garbage

-I have a few kinks

38. Favorite comedians

I'm not a huge comedy person, but I love my girls Tina and Amy. I also like Margaret Cho (even though she gets way too vulgar for my taste), Louis CK, John Mulaney, and of course the queen Ellen. 

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sergeantsarcasm replied to your post “I keep trying to convince myself to go to the gym again tonight but...”

But you are hot.

You're sweet to say so, but my body still needs a lot of work.

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1. Already answered but another thing I'd never done before that I did in 2014.....

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Oh yeah I wrote a script. There's something that I can take some pride in.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

Nope. Thank god. Too many shitty people on this planet. Honestly I judge anyone who has kids. 

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

I feel weird injecting this ask with anything heavy, but honestly I guess just not giving up on life when I'd considered it multiple times. There's really nothing else I've done this year that I'm particularly proud of.

22. What was your favorite TV program?

Game of Thrones, as usual. Sorry Korra, making Korrasami canon doesn't make up for all your other misteps. 

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sergeantsarcasm replied to your post “Okay i just made the link to my script public so now it should work”

I just read it and I really liked it!! It's great!

Thank you! I really appreciate it

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sergeantsarcasm replied to your post:sergeantsarcasm replied to your post:imjoshingyou...

Ahh. I understand how you feel; I’m in the same boat as you. But, you’re handsome regardless of that!

Aww shucks, thank ya mister