@hellthroned offered:
“Why does everyone get to play with the Big Naturals Spider and I don’t. Anytime I even go NEAR her direction I get Vox hitting me with the newspaper.” Metaphorically. … sometimes literally, though! It’s enriching, to be fair. Still the double standards that Val can, and now Percy— OF ALL PEOPLE NOW. Even if it just involves hanging around her, ITS MORE THAN VELVET IS ALLOWED on MOST days. “Least you can do is tell me — is she actually natural?” // id say I’m sorry, and I hate sending this, but I think I’m more regretful of writing it than having you be forced to read it
Oh goodie. It's always the cookie jars she can't get her hands in. Percy doesn't know why Vox decided to put this particular jar on the high shelf - or rather, he does know - but it'll only make Velvet more intent on breaking it.
Whatever. Not his problem.
"Who gives a shit if she's natural." He lets his head drop back and rolls his eyes. (Velvet looooves a bit of dramatics.) "You of all people should be able to appreciate the wonders of the artificial. Are you jealous because hers are so much bigger than yours?"















