SHE'S THE APEX PREDATOR

RP blog for Hellsa Von Eldritch from Hazbin Hotel. (18+), canon divergent, selective, OC and crossover friendly. Follows back from muse-bs. Read rules + about.

[von-eldritch]

Welcome to von-eldritch, a selective Hellsa von Eldritch sideblog run by Joyous. Mainblog is muse-bs. I legally adopted Hellsa from Viv, so she’s mine now and everything Viv might say about her is irrelevant, hope this helps <3 Side muses Bethesda, Frederick, and Seviathan von Eldritch are available upon request.

Header by rxgnofiglia <3

Established June 11, 2020

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FOREVER CLIQUED: @onlyheartaches , @heavenshe11

CONTENT WARNING FOR: manipulation, psychosis, death, murder, torture, abuse, gore, body horror, cannibalism, self harm, drug use

[von-eldritch]

@pentious said: ✦!!!!💞💙💞

Compliment hour

//You are an ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART, smear. I feel like whenever I look at ur blog u always got something going on— lots of big threads, lots of wild art, some new muse. No idea where u get the energy or focus but it's crazy admirable

I'm a fucking baby abt rendering and shading and yours is always so pretty and well done tbh it's a fucking magic trick to me--

[von-eldritch]

//i'ma be real ik I was ready to bitch people out earlier (still kinda am bc google frustrating me rn) BUT there are some of u I will hunt down if u ain't sending that star meme and letting me compliment u

[von-eldritch]

@morningful said: ✦ only if you want!

Compliment hour

//The amount you enable me is CRAZY. I genuinely have sooooo much fun whenever Hellsa says something insane and your Lucifer just jumps in on that and suddenly it becomes a whole thing. Ur such a dash comm influencer in general tbh and we love and admire a bitch who gets everyone talking! It's fun!

Talking ideas and lore and little dynamics ooc with you has been very fun and I am grateful that there is someone else out there who wants Hellsa to get disowned as much as I do

[von-eldritch]

@anviled said: ✦ perhaps…

Compliment hour

//I enjoy your prose, your descriptors and the way you capture Milla's actions and thought processes. The amount of thought you put into her is clear and she feels very fleshed out— which is always needed, when it comes to this show's writing but especially when the women are involved lol

You're also just a very sweet person ooc! I always see you out here leaving nice tags on promos, sending memes out to blogs, and just leaving thoughts and comments on people's ooc posts about their headcanons or just whatever's on their mind

[von-eldritch]

//okay star meme pushed back even more bc literally everything is conspiring to piss me off today

[von-eldritch]

"I am, ultimately, the most UNETHICAL thing blondie's ever done. WHICH IS A SHAME FOR HER, because no one wants their greatest guilt to look so utterly fucking delectable."

[von-eldritch]

//taking me 5 and a half hours still haven’t gotten through one fucking movie bc some guy was chainsawing something or somesuch bullshit for two and a half goddamn hours and now I need to help with IT problems I’m not qualified for every five minutes and yes I’m a little annoyed

[noahsresources]

POSITIVITY TIME ! drop a ✦ in my inbox and i'll tell you at least one thing i like about your writing, portrayal, headcanons, world building, blog aesthetics, whatever it is i like about your blog, writing, & portrayal!! if you can't see the symbol, send 'star'!

[userfinalgirls]

FORBIDDEN FRUITS (2026) dir. Meredith Alloway

[von-eldritch]

//also even tho it’s Pride I need yall to bully me into thumbnailing that Hellsa and Abel comic. Woman with trust issues forever haunted by the first and only person who cared about her leaving her and being blamed for it

[receiptsofwhiskey]

Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive.

[von-eldritch]

//hiiiii sorry I wasn’t on yesterday I was out with a friend all day teehee

n e ways it’s three days into pride month AND the first was my bday so WHERE are all the women to mack on Hellsa at. It’s almost like you DONT want her to be homophobic to ur muses—

[pentious]

@von-eldritch

It came to me in the form of an intrusive thought

[von-eldritch]

//BABIES

[ingloriousmemes]

Who do you ship with my muse?

Bonus: Include why you like the ship!

[von-eldritch]

"HAPPY PRIDE MONTH and all, but I'ma be real, MANY of y'all do not need more pride. And I don't CARE what month it is, if you're boyfriend's busted I'm calling animal control."

[von-eldritch]