#seriousbeepboop

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My study,

All social constructs, rules and welfare limitations are enforced only by weaponised neurotypicals thus causing all social issues.

was a huge success!

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News just in, yet another writer projects their insecurities onto Gen Z.

ONLY Cis NT heteronormative looksmaxxers will literally watch the very fabric of conventional attractiveness shatter before their eyes in a rainbow explosion of acceptance and, see someone they think is ugly (based on an arbitrary set of calculations and judgements) then assume that the partner is purposefully choosing a disgusting (morally evil) partner, but then also have the AUDACITY to psychoanalyse the whole affair.

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i want to erase the concept of money and prevent it from ever being thought of or imagined again

and when they put guards in front of the food, and set up bureaucratic surveillance state that has offices of people whose only job is to monitor the exact amount of work people do

i will tell them

“Now I will erase the concept of work. Everything is a game. and I’ll put guards in front of the food whose only purpose in life is to ensure that the food feeds all of the people.”

This post is about self driving cars.

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i want to give everyone in the world a genie lamp, and offer each person three wishes

ill tell the genie that, whenever someone wishes for a person or group of people to be harmed, to make the person forget they had the hateful notion in the first place.

this is considered extremely evil by most of society and i will be branded a tyrant and hanged in public with the express support of 167 countries as well as Israel.

my next wish will be to give the genie a hammer

this post is about social media

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i want to erase the entire record of history

and when they say that those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it

I’ll tell them

“If we can’t learn from what is happening in front of us, then what use is the infinitely repeating tapestry of history?”

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i want to make a printer that prints artificial steaks at the exact chemical composition of A5 Wagyu, and release it for free

and when they tell me it’s not as good as the real thing

I’ll tell them

“Why does your tongue require the destruction of a soul for the meal to taste right?”

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i want to delete every natural gemstone from existence

and when they say i’m a thief

I’ll tell them

“Pieces of glass are a valid substitute for blood.”

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i want to remove 15 seconds from every minute

and when they say they don’t have enough time

I’ll tell them

“time flies when you are having fun”