#seriously guy

[deadisthesun]

honestly it is just like UT to give me a faulty link

[ihatepickingusernames101]

Local Woke dude in your psychology class won’t shut up and stop playing devils advocate

[mars-peryl]

Hey guys fun reminder that you can get Amazon Kindle books for so cheap or even for free. This can be useful for research or just personal fun.

[latinposeidon]

Guys, I need your opinion

I mentioned a bit ago that my mate thinks Matthew Daddario is ugly. Who do you guys think is hotter out of Matt and Darren Criss?

[sodalite-fulll]

Ok I know I already posted about it but listen to Garage Palace because it’s fucking banging

[strangelysincere]

what if I message you? will you show me it?

you’re not gonna buy me a drink first?

[kabretoss]

Presumed heterosexuality is fuckng weird

just called to update something on my health care services card

my partner’s name is one of those ones that could be for any gender, and there was a moment in the conversation when the guy on the other end told me ‘yes you’re listed under your partner’s plan, his name’s right here’

and I had to stop for a moment and go ????

ohhhhhh

[ariisonfire]

Why

okayokayokay

so

whenever someone at school makes an inappropriate joke

i usually don’t hear the punchline or the joke itself, so i just go

“What?”

And they just say

“Don’t worry, you’ll understand when you’re older”

and i go 

“bruh i’m older than you”

My problem is i have mild to moderate hearing loss

so please

don’t assume that i’m innocent

i’m not

i just can’t hear you

*hence why my cpu volume is so loud*