#sero.meme

[serotoninspo]

things muns say pt. 1

a collection of things muns have said on our discord server without context compiled into a sentence starter meme. please like or reblog if you use ( and aren't apart of this group )

So Parmesan cheese, tea and chicken nuggets, sounds dumb to me

Yeah shrek is a fashion icon

This is not what I wanted my legacy to be

the gays do win

when i tell you my heart and my ovaries exploded

i’m not surprised that i come back to babies

But at least predictive text knows I’m gay

I am a girl who has no money to spend

It’s a way of life that’s thrusted upon you

If he’s a tree, call me a tree LOVER cause I will climb him like a squirrel in search of the nuts :wink:

I misread that as dill and I was like hell yeah I know the pickle

the straights are cringe

frappes are the gateway drug

Soggy leaves is not nice

What is it about men ending in -vin that just make them twats

Oh no I’m tempting myself with old nudes

i love hearing my buses scream

I hope the guy in front of me appreciates my boobs bouncing constantly

skeletons are my worst enemy

I don’t lie, unless you mean lying down in which case that’s my constant state of being

YOU ARE AN HOUR AHEAD YOU CHEESEBALL

you have to be a responsible adult

I don’t want to adult I’m allergic

guys she’s gone, that means we can talk about her

i’m denying you tea

I am distraught omg not the cheese

I AM SIN

I only know how to write morons

in my defense, i have the memory of a walnut rn

Giving cis men with small dicks teslas was the worst thing the world ever did.

dont cry, just sit in the sink

i am a dumb question

I cannot tell if I’m awake or want to sleep

I am in a permanent state of wtf

I can’t even afford myself

I’m actually room temperature

[serotoninspo]

As a way to boost everyone's muse, we've decided to have a meme / honesty weekend! All memes will be reblogged onto our inspo blog ( @serotoninspo​ ). If there is a meme you would like to see added to the mix, please send it to us.

If you wish to partake, please make a post on the dash linking to your ask box and tag it as sero.meme or share your link in the server.

[sliceofsky]

chopped - DJ, polyamorous, hates cheese, big lover of indie films - hates anything mainstream, argumentative, clumsy & can’t cook to save their life

lemme introduce... seneca watts !!! (fc: ryan destiny)

seneca is nonbinary, nocturnal, and no bullshit. they have been accused of being the world's worst roommate on multiple occasions (insert a litany complaints about loud noises late at night, accidentally setting dinner on fire, and consistent gripes from the downstairs neighbors about constantly dropping heavy things late at night), but that can't dim seneca's unavoidable glow. they were born with that "it" factor, and have been leveraging it since day one. they love collecting beautiful, rare things: music nobody has heard yet, movies in other languages, and a box of handmade trinkets picked up from street vendors. mass produced popular stuff just doesn't have that shine of the unique, and they'd rather sit through four hours of swedish abstract art than a 90 minute pixar movie.

[sliceofsky]

surprise kiss (rory and mia)

Aurora was more than happy to make her 67 year old student's dream come true by producing his one act play, even if it was on a skeleton budget without much of an audition. What she hadn't expected was the fact that putting on a small play was apparently one of the most difficult tasks in the world- they had encountered more pitfalls and dramas in this than any project they'd done before.

The show was five minutes away from starting. The audience was audible from their meager "backstage" area, and that rumble of quiet discussion seemed to only scare her more. They had lost a pivotal prop, even though Aurora couldn't understand how someone could lose an entire lawn chair. She had to place not one, not two, but three emergency calls until she found the person who came to her rescue: Mia. Beautiful, sweet, helpful Mia.

Despite ostensibly being in a relationship with them, Aurora hesitated to call them, since in their poly arrangement, she wasn't paired to Mia. She certainly enjoyed their company and friendship, but she wasn't dating them... despite this, Mia was the one to come to the rescue, and when they arrived, lawn chair in hand, Aurora felt like they could finally breathe again.

They expressed this, without much thought, by rushing to Mia. With a breathless "Thank you, thank you," she pressed forward for a quick kiss, right on the lips, before taking hold of the chair. "You're a lifesaver, Mia. Thank you so much."

[sliceofsky]

5. forehead kiss. ( Julius & Jess )

this got surprisingly long lmao

It was a weird confluence of factors that landed Jessica in the Bilsky household, sitting in the living room with a small tub's worth of chicken soup, looking at her sick project partner, who was holding a baby doll in his arms.

Firstly, she completely over prepared: no man needed this much soup, even if her mom insinuated that it was the polite amount to bring.

Secondly, she knew on a logical level that they were totally taking this "take care of a baby doll for home ec" project way too seriously, and that most of their peers had lost their dolls by now. Meanwhile, her and Julius had not only named their "child", but had worked out a set custody. A custody that was disrupted when Julius had the gall to get the flu.

It was the motherly thing to do, she said, much to her friends' entertainment. She needed to check on the two of them, and make sure that Julius wasn't so sick that they would get a bad grade on this project because he slept through the baby's cries or, god forbid, dropped it.

(She was also, of course, a little worried about him. She was secure enough in their budding friendship that that didn't feel like a leap).

All these forces worked together to put her there, in the moment, setting down that ridiculously large container of soup on the table, and saying her goodbyes.

First, she reached for the baby, which Julius passed to her. "Alright, Augusta, I'll see you soon," she said, before placing a soft kiss on her forehead (half for the joke, and half for the possibility that it would actually somehow improve her grade if she committed 100%). Then, she looked at Julius, paused, and decided to lean over, giving the sickly guy a kiss on his forehead. He did seem a little miserable in his illness, and she wanted to provide some comfort, even if it was half for a joke.

"And I'll see you soon too, get better soon," she said, noticing in the back of her mind that his forehead was clammy and feverish. She didn't say anything, and instead gave a nod.

Jess exited, her mind racing. Was that going to be a thing? Was that something she should tell her friends about? Would he ask about it? Thoughts raced for the rest of the night, until new things happened that distracted her, and she forgot about it altogether. She suspected that Julius did too, but decided not to ask.

[sliceofsky]

rose (cary), blush (david), coral (marina), carnation (vanna)

answers under the cut !!!

rose - do you believe in soulmates? why or why not?

"not really. not to sound all weird, but like... aren't we too complicated to be perfect for someone? i like to think of myself as a whole, not a half. if you want to prove me wrong you can, but uhh... i doubt it."

blush - are you single, taken, crushing, or not interested? or is it complicated?

"single. i haven't really gotten out to do all the dating stuff, but if someone asked me out, i'd totally go. ladies and dudes are welcome, i'm totally an equal opportunity guy."

coral - what’s something you’re passionate about?

"my easy answer would be wellness, since that's my job, but i'm going to be interesting and say animal rescue. i can get real riled up about it."

carnation - how important are “looks” to you in a relationship?

"they matter a little, i guess, but they rank pretty low on what i care about. compatibility, chemistry, similar communication styles... all of those things outrank looks. easily."

[sliceofsky]

drunk kiss ( wally & monifa )

Winning a game always excited Wally, but there was something about winning against the rival team that made the afterparty absolutely epic. He was allowing himself to drink for the first time in his life (he'd always avoided it, or felt so much shame about it that it didn't even feel fun), and he was stoked. He was so stoked that he sang along with the songs that played in his friend's basement, no matter how insecure he was about his singing voice.

He had every reason to be stoked. After all, not only had he just won the big game, drank two beers, and was the BMOC at the biggest party of the year, but he had also brought Monifa. Monifa, who was looking at him dance from across the room, who also happened to be the best. He felt a little sappy about it- two months of dating, and it was going good. So good! He felt a burst of pride, one that made him start dancing in her direction. His smile grew as he worked his way out of the dance floor, and once she was in earshot, he started talking.

"You know what? I think we-" he paused as he got close enough to put his hand on the wall behind Monifa, which she was (thankfully) already leaning against), "-are the hottest couple at this party. I really do." Wally smiled again, just for a moment, feeling absolutely giddy about it. He dropped a lazy kiss to her forehead, before resting his forehead on hers, locking eyes. He showed off his dopey, genuine grin, just taking a moment. He wanted a mental snapshot of this moment, this feeling.

[sliceofsky]

🎰

wally & heath

cleo & ariyon

laika & camillo

kadri & magdalena

judy & yvette

biz as usual, dm if any of these spark joy and we can arrange a plot!