* 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 .
⁰. hogwarts, aka her hell away from hell. how she had longed to return & how she now longs to escape. a cycle as familiar as it is vicious. if a certain rag hag didn’t stir the school up, she would have been gone the second they let a broomstick back in her hand. (well, no, but she would have fantasized about it.) but misery loves company, so here she is, miserably laughing at someone else. it’s basically free therapy for someone as masochistic as her.
“and here i was thinking the goblin’s gazette wouldn’t have anything juicy to report on in the first month. rarely am i wrong, but at least when i am, it’s worth it.”