You & Me & The Bottle Makes 3 Tonight by beakanoma
[2467w | Teen]
Stiles doesn't wanna look like a square at Danny's bash so he's forced to ask that moldy fig Derek for help. Turns out the cat's more hip than Stiles thought. Pretty soon, the two are on the hook made in the shade. OR, Stiles accidentally takes Derek to a 1950s theme party.
Here’s a snippet, in case anyone needs any convincing:
“He’s not my cousin y’know.”
“Yeah, I kinda figured that out already,” Danny replies with an indulgent grin. “Derek Hale, right?”
“What, did all those WANTED posters last year give it away?”
“Pretty much,” Danny laughs. “But I figured he wasn’t your cousin before that.”
“‘Miguel’ probably wasn’t the best cover name,” Stiles reasons.
“That,” Danny says slowly, “and I don’t think a guy is supposed to look at his cousin the way he looks at you.”
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