04.06.14
Four days 'til payday and five days 'til my birthday!
You're all invited!
Because I don't really plan on doing anything.. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Maybe just casual drinks/snacks some where nearby like Itaewon or somewhere in HBC, doesn't matter to meee.
I'd like foolish talk, some booze (mostly because it'll be the end of yet another work week), food, and maybe some cake. (I say maybe because sweets + booze = Wendy throws up.) ._.
So today was the last day for some One + One Event at Seven Luck, a casino in Seoul. Btw, I always forget that locals are forbidden to gamble. Probably for the best considering almost every other member IN MY FAMILY (God, I need to work on specifying when I'm saying potentially offensive things) has a gambling problem. Though I'm not Korean, it won't stop me from generalizing that Asians just fucking LOVE to gamble. Mostly old Asian men, but hey, I'm generalizing, right?
Well it just so happens that my bf has a membership with them from like four years ago (so he says) and asked if I wanted to go. You get a voucher to play with 50,000W. You and your guest.
NOW HERE'S THE CATCH THAT THEY DO NOT EXPLAIN TO YOU WHATSOEVER.
You have to gamble the WHOLE voucher (all 50,000W) on one game. Oh, it gets better. ONLY on Roulette.
LOLOLOLOL Okay thanks, bye, Seven Luck!
My bf and I literally wasted two hours walking around, waiting on chairs to open up, while sipping on free juice to play, only to have them tell us we couldn't play. I asked like four different people and they all told me different things.
"Just sit at a table and play."
"No, you have to get chips first."
"Only Roulette."
"Yes, that is a voucher." (Thank you, Sherlock.)
But alas!!! If you know how Roulette works, you just randomly guess on whatever you think that little white ball will land on, but your chances are not good. So despite the green numbers, I put my voucher down on if the ball will land on a RED number and my bf put his down on if it'll land on a BLACK number. And whoever wins, if it wasn't GREEN, we'll just get 50,000W and split it.
Well! It was RED! I won!
But I wasn't done.. Maybe it's in my genes, but I wanted to play at least one mediocre game of Blackjack or whatever damn chair would open up.
So I awkwardly and nervously sat down once one did, and omg I was getting so hot from my nervousness LOL. It's scary!!
Everyone looked at us like we were dumbass noobs hahahahah. Which we were, so it's okay. My table actually babied me, it was great.
So I told Josh I'd only play with 20,000W and once my share of that was gone, we'd go home. I'm up 45,000W a few games later and OMG THE GAMBLING ADRENALINE RUSH THAT MY DAD HAS WARNED ME ABOUT kicked in. I gave Josh some chips to hold so I wouldn't blow it all, and played some more until I lost the 20,000W that I originally started with.
In the end, we were able to walk away with 70,000W! Free money after sweating profusely playing a damn card game.
Needless to say, I'll be back.
Nobody read that. I am in control. It is not addicting to win free money from playing games. Nope. Not at all.
Just kidding.
So when we got home after getting dinner, we played some friendly Texas Hold'em using 2,000W worth of 100W. You still with me, here? Guess who became 2,000W richer!? Yeah, me. I think he got tired of my non-risky grandma bets.
Point of this story being if you care to join me for drinks this Friday night, bring a few 100W for we might play some cheapo Poker because why not?
Who knows, you might be 50 cents richer! :D
That can get you some 떡꼬치!
Okay, enough of that. I just did a mini-workout so I'm a little happy-go-lucky from endorphins.
Bye!