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Statement of Jabber Wonger, regarding the being who has been stalking him. Statement recorded directly from subject, 9th February, 2017.
janka week 2026 day 5: theatrical thursday.
𝙴𝙿𝙸𝚂𝙾𝙳𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽: 𝙰 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻 𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷 𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙴…
ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴇꜱ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴏᴏʀ. ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʏ ɢ-ꜱʜᴏᴄᴋ. ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ, ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ, ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇ, ᴀᴍᴀᴢᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴏɢʟᴇ ᴘᴏᴅᴄᴀꜱᴛꜱ.
yasmin: she held her shot cup up. ❛to us! to women! and to a cute, fun episode! cheers!❜ she toasted, before throwing her cup back, her nose scrunching at the taste.
tiara: she pointed to yas before she held up her shot glass to cheers, taking it she shook her head placing the cup down. ❛aight. i'm warm enough to get started. i hope y'all are!❜
ryder: she pushed in the cup held within the other hand into the other’s. ❛cheerssss.❜ ryder smirked as she happily hit a jig in her seat, tapping the bottom of the cup onto the table before tossing it back with ease. she sat it aside, taking in a deep breath. ❛i’m ready.❜ she spoke clearly into the mic as her eyes ran across the room at the other ladies.
chantal: she tapped her cup against everyone’s taking a shot cup. tossing the shot back chantal did her best to not scrunch up her face too much. blowing out as she finished off ahead nodded. ❛let’s do this. ahh! i’m excited.❜
a loud BLEEP is heard before the recording cuts to the start of the podcast.
yasmin: “hey, guys! welcome back to the hottest podcast on the scene. i’m yasmin ali, the hostess with the mostest and i’m here with the sexiest co-hosts alive of course, dumbass number one and dumbass number three!” she cheesed. “we also have a very special, veryyy sexy guest with us as well today— miss ryder luckette. la’s favorite all around beautician for the it-girls. that’s hair, nails, skin and lashes. go book if you haven’t.” she prefaced before giving the girls space to introduce themselves, turning to them. “we got the city’s top four in one room right now, this might be our sexiest episode yet."
tiara: she crossed her legs as she started her intro, covering her mouth she laughed. "they said we're tied for dumbass #1 b.t.w., just wanted to clear that up." tiara said while waving at the camera tilting her head. "and i'm actually happy they said we're tied cause that gives us something to share, sistas forever." she said leaning into yas. "wait, please clock that. cause she is very sexy, i was afraid, i didn't know how it would be with all this fine shit in one room. like i don't know, my nipples might get hard or something." she joked. "i'm so ready to get into this show, i hope y'all are all buckled up."
ryder: “oop! see, y’all are a trip. i gotta get me a position doing something, so i can be in on this.” she laughed, quieting down once the ladies were given a cue to begin. ryder listened attentively, tapping her fingers together as she gave a nod and a look towards the camera once yasmin cleared the intro with ease. “thangyaaaaa. coming in here repping the three-oh-five! shoutout to all my miami girls and gworls like i’ve been hype for this. i’m thankful for the opportunity. i can’t stress that enough.” ryder smiled as she looked back to the other’s at her side. “chile, y’all are tea on and off the internet, so i can see why feathers get ruffled whenever y’all pop up on the scene. it’s only right i clock that like look at the material, y’all.” she looked back to the camera, playfully dropping her jaw, laughing at her own antics as she continued on. “literally how i feel whenever i see the big three. put some respect on they name foreal but hey, i’m so ready to get into the real tea with you girls. my mama ready for it too.” ryder chuckled, raising her hand to send a wave off to the camera. “hey maaaaa.”
chantal: laughing as she started off the show she used her fingers and tapped them under her chin as she was introduced. “heyyyy, number 3 checking in.” she replied with a wink before turning as she introduced ryder. her face lighting up, she used her two fingers and tapped them together at her intro. hearing tiara’s words she side eyed her with her brow raise before ryder spoke. “miammiiii in the building. one of my favorite places to be. …actually, i think yas too so i think we’re all happy to have a piece of miami with us today. and to be oh so fine..yeah it’s getting hot in here again or it’s just me?” she said fake fanning herself with her hand as she glanced at ryder, chuckling to herself. “we’re happy to have our first and by far sexiest guest here. i’m not joking about it being hot, but yasmin’s tryna turn up the heat even more y’all. this girl love a lil hot seat, but we can’t ask her nothing. she sensor us more than they sensor the epstein files.” chantal chuckled and sat back once she finished speaking, fixing her hair a little.
yasmin: she nodded her head, in support of ryder’s statement then chuckled along with her before she focused on each girl as they spoke, her smile lingering, pulling away from tiara dramatically. “first of all, i know we’re all aware of a lot of these new anons being self-sent. so tiara, you really need to stop doing that, it’s not cute.” she grimaced, shaking her head. “i know that’s right, a real miami native. and we’re more than glad to have you on the show! but please don’t gas our heads bigger than they already are, ‘cause we could really sit and let you go on and on.” she chuckled, nodding her head in agreement with chantal. “you know i do, that’s where i’m retiring and ryder already promised me i can stay at her penthouse so i’m giving la about three more months to get it together, no shade.” she said, dusting her hands off as if she was finished. “who doesn’t love a lil’ hot seat? i’m here for the people, by the people, asking what the people wanna know. and ryder seems like she don’t mind, and like she’s ready to clear it up, so let’s get into it. i just hope mama rough ride is ready too.” she joked, pulling up her ipad. “before we do, i just wanted to highlight this full circle moment. if you’re a real day one, then you know in our first episode, ryder and the situation she was in at the time was one of the topics of our discussion. if you don’t remember, take this moment to go back now and then meet us back right here, please. i’ll give y’all a second.” she paused for just a moment before turning to her. “but it’s actually funny and a coincidence to have you on the show now. how has navigating la been since you’ve landed here? with all its ups and downs.”
tiara: nodding her head at ryder she started laughing. "let us know. i'll find you a spot on here." she said while smiling, sitting back as ryder did her introduction tiara leaned forward clapping her hands. "miami girls are always so tea, like seriously." she said while grinning. "not the big three, you gon make some people mad about that." she said laughing, she glanced over at yas. "do i look like a self sent anon type of girl? i rather cuss real people out than anons, but i do enjoy a good ki when i'm sent something. but nanana boo boo. yall can't ever say it off anon." she teased sticking her tongue out. leaning back some she reached for her cup, pouring herself another shot she shook her head taking a deep breath. "we might need another round." she mumbled pouring some into yas cup also. "ooo! i forgot about that, that was our first episode! nah, that was actually crazy. it's crazy how back then niggas were acting like bitches, like literally needing an audience to get their shit off," she started while raising her brows. "months later and a new batch of niggas still need an audience. not only they need an audience but they wanna point fingers, chile." she looked between the girls taking a sip. "yeah, how has it been? i know it's kinda annoying having your business on the jumbotron but i think with you, people see beyond that."
ryder: ryder caught chantal’s gaze before her eyes shot up to look around for an open vent. “yeah, they definitely need to cut the air up in here before i melt in this seat.” she teased, softly chuckling as she focused back in on the camera with the slight tilt of her head. “i said what i said. y’all at home know it’s facts. the girls give, so give them their tens and if you’re feeling some type of way, you know where to hit me and speaking of anons,” ryder cleared her throat as she sat upright. “it’s sick how many y’all will send just to be ignored like that’s got to suck. take time out of your day to be productive, proactive! it’s so much to do out here. find a better hobby than that.” she mugged. finally quieting down to allow the other’s to speak, she playfully rolled her eyes once she was reminded of a particular moment that blew over on the timeline. “i’ve had so many arguments on twitter that i hoped it wouldn’t taint what i worked hard for but then again, i don’t give a damn. i honestly feel like i was able to navigate through and keep people interested in who i am, what i do, how i do it by just being me. at the end of the day, i have to live with me and i hate being the bigger person. i’m only one hundred and twenty-five pounds. it’s not happening but i’m learning to just let it go. especially connections that no longer serve me.” ryder finished off, glancing over to tiara as she offered up her cup for another shot.
chantal: chantal chuckled softly at yasmin’s shot at tiara. “i mean, we know who self sending. it ain’t anybody over here. but shout out to them for keeping themselves entertained i guess?” she shrugged as if it brought confusion onto her but followed with an eye roll. “they’ll never. and i mean ever be that bold, but if y’all wanna try to step can y’all do it before i hang up my petty jersey again? i’m about to leave the league and ti ain’t let me drag it to helllllll.” she said imitating cardi b as she sung before she passed over her cup to tiara to pour her up. “how could i forget that, damn that was definitely a different time like look at how much has changed.” she said before she went to adjust her top, fixing it slightly she smacked her lips. “that’s the problem, people do stuff for public approval and think that everybody else thinks the same, but jokes on youuuu. the ones who actually don’t actually get recognized. real recognize real.” she shrugged before her gaze landed back on ryder as she started to speak, a small smile staying on her face she nodded, while her fingers continued to play with the mic as she listened. “people really will poke until they get it out of you though, that’s why that being the bigger person thing doesn’t always work. i think everybody here has tried, and failed unfortunately but fortunately. i think you’ve managed to separate the rough ry side and keep people interested though..like you really are hella talented and are killing it since you’ve come to la. i think when you have as much talent as you do, you can kinda crash out a little and still be on top of the game. you ever feel like people do try to poke because they know, you’re literally that girl? like.” as she spoke she gestured to ryder as if she was showing her off. “just look. and all that talent? i know if they mad at us for no reason they mad at you too.”
yasmin: as ryder continued to give the girls their props, yasmin coyly grinned. “big three, don’t need a big speech. but actually, they better not send you no anons about this episode. leave our guest alone!” she playfully wagged her finger before blowing a kiss towards the camera. “you do, and i have that tea. but here you go, being childish.” she chuckled at her actions and teasing, along with chantal’s taunting, welcoming the extra liquor that was poured in her cup. “girlll, they be blowing your inbox down outside of the ones you post?” she initially questioned ryder before following up. “that’s crazy, what do you think is the craziest one you’ve received?” she slipped the question in, turning to tiara. she playfully grimaced. “please wake that. new clowns, same circus. you know we don’t condone men speaking up against women, especially on the media so if that’s you— ewww. yuck.” she scrunched up her nose. she listened to ryder’s answer and the girl’s response, slowly nodding her head. “yeah, i don’t think the twitter arguments could ever taint your character— unless you’re dead wrong. people judge all they want but they’ll never know what it means to stand up for yourself and your respect, no matter how crazy you might look. so, the fact that you’ve done that, without hesitation, a co-sign & you keep up with your coin? that’s a bad bitch. be fair.” she commented, nodding her head as she agreed with chantal, smiling to herself as she rambled. “i know that’s right, chantal. hand deliver those tens, boo.” she teased, smirking taking a sip from her cup before clearing her throat. “i’m glad you’ve mastered letting things go, though. to our audience, it’s okay to keep it cute. but it’s okay to crash out. and then it’s okay to let it go. being the bigger person 24/7 gets you nowhere but constantly being poked at by lil’ bitches. handle it how you feel best, and stay true to yourself. as long as you do that, people have no choice but to respect it.“ she gestured, nodding her head before clapping her hands together and sitting up, looking between the girls. “on that note, it’s getting a lil’ chilly in here. let’s heat it up.” she covered her mouth, laughing. “soooo. hot seat. each of the hosts gets two questions to ask, but ryder, you only get one skip. so, make it count. this my last time asking.. you ready?” she looked at ryder teasingly with a playful smile before looking between chantal and tiara. “who’s going first?”
tiara: "now everybody wanna get hot, i warned yall bout this girl don." she said while looking between ryder and chantal. she smiled, nodding her head as ryder continued to talk she made some good points. "nah, the anons they send is seriously a ki. imagine being so angry that you can't step to someone so you get on anon and you're like rawrrr." she said before laughing. "that's real. i don't think it taints anything, it just let people know you're not to be played with." she said while reaching over to fill her cup with some alcohol. nodding her head she pointed to chantal. "i hate when people do stuff for the public, like no shade. people be wanting validation from all parties and in reality nobody cares. but like you said, people peep that weird shit." she shook her head placing the bottle down. she raised her hand to go first for hot seat. "ima go first, i have a question." she said while grinning. "now, this just me being a little nosey. who was running their mouth to your ex bout something? or was that just make believe fairytale?" she asked.
a loud BLEEP is heard before the recording cuts to a different scene with just tiara.
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a loud BLEEP is heard before the recording cuts to back to the podcast.
ryder: “i’ve definitely been poked at and let a lot of stuff just slide because i didn’t want anyone in my business at the time. once i was done with the situation, it was up from there.” ryder added on after chantal’s statement. “you really live and you learn like i think after all i’ve encountered here and back home, i have better judgement with shit and realized that it’s people who like the idea of you but not you. i’ve become cautious with who i give my time and attention to. that goes for friends, family, clients, lovers, whoever.” she paused, carefully eyeing the amount of liquor poured inside her cup before flashing another soft smile to chantal. “i could really say all of that about you but we’ll save that for later.” she hid her smirk behind the cup that she tilted the rim of it up against her lips, sipping quietly as she directed her attention to yasmin next, responding to her inquiry with a nod. “blowing my inbox down. people just want to know what i won’t tell. i pick and choose what i want out there but i think the craziest anon i kept getting was about a threesome with my ex and i. everything else just be people being nosey.” she softly chuckled as she gathered up another sip before placing the cup aside. “this liquor definitely loosening me up. my lips just can’t get like that or else it’ll be a riot in la but i don’t know. this game you speak of might just do it.” ryder took up her cup to toss back the rest of the don julio with ease, taking in a deep breath before she prepared herself for the first set of questions. “okay, so out of alll the questions i can only skip one?” she playfully kissed at her teeth. “you know what, fuck it. let’s do it.” she laughed, glancing at the other’s before her eyes set on tiara who began the game, instantly rolling her eyes at the question before she dropped her head to chuckle to herself. sitting back up within her seat, she spoke back into the mic confidentially. “the person who went running to my ex about our relationship was bentley and you know what’s crazy? she was up under my post that i made about people finding something safe to do, just for it to be her. mind you, i didn’t find out who it was until days later, maybe even a week after ol girl and i got into it. i was shocked because i thought shit was cool. you stayed in my comments. i can’t say if she was trying to be messy but it was messy as hell because if you’re trying to get at someone else, why are you telling my ex or asking my ex about the relationship we had for her to feel she could come at me crazy like i ever spoke to the girl about anything. it definitely made me look at these girls in la differently because don’t ever try to throw me under no bus whether it’s intentional or accidental.”
chantal: chantal playfully rolled her eyes at tiara. “because it’s hot! now we gonna act like it’s not hot.” she said shaking her head as she sat back listening to everyone talk, her eyes bounced between all of the other’s in the room before she ended up on ryder again. tuning back into the conversation she laughed. “rawwwr is crazy, but that’s really how it be. like… i swear. then it be the arguing with somebody who scared to show they face. for what?” she waved it off as she thought about it some more. “well everybody knows how i feel about doing things for validation, especially now so i don’t need to go further on that but uhhh yeah.” she smiled, slightly blushing at ryder’s comment before she smacked her lips bringing her cup to her lips to sip from. “mhm.” she paused hearing that they each had to ask something, twisting her lips she waited for tiara to start off chuckling once she heard the question her eyes widened a little at ryder’s blunt answer, chuckling softly she raised her brows. “mmmmmmm.” she said dramatically before unable to hold a laugh. “that’s crazy and hella messy like, people be wanting tea for real. we should be having tea instead of shots! cause why that seat actually hot?” she called out before she looked around. “i guess it’s my turn? damn. this is hard, i don’t know what to ask.. i kinda.” she tapped her hands against the desk and shrugged. “can i go after you, yas? i’ma think about it.” she said twirling her finger around her head to show she was thinking.
yasmin: yasmin slowly nodded her head at ryder’s statement. “a word, like actually. especially in la, people wanting to get next to you, just to say they did. i get wanting to experience people but they way they go about it is odd. friends and potential lovers especially.” she agreed, listening further to hear her answer to her question, snickering lowly. “oh, okay so regular freaky annoying stuff they be on in this city, especially when it comes to lesbian relationships. got it. i just know you was irritated.” she shook her head at the thought of it, silently laughing as she watched the girls speak. “two shots and y’all hot and loosening up? oh y’all easyyy. now i gotta’ play catch up.” she lightheartedly rolled her eyes, finishing the drink in her cup completely. “only one, honey. who knows, you might not even need it.” she remarked. listening to tiara’s question, she twisted her lips to the side but hearing the answer had her brows raising. “oop!” she started, before bursting into a fit of chuckles. “bentleyyyy.” she sang, then scratched her head. “whew, okay lay it out then. was all up in your comments and was tagging you in top fives, which is crazy since she was the culprit this whole time. i would’ve never guessed. being messy behind the scenes, but tryna’ be girlies on the tl?” she grimaced, shaking her head, giving the camera a look. “this city makes you not even want new friends, i swear. i’ll go, but chantal, you better have some heat on the way if you stalling.” she lightly cut her eyes at her, before redirecting her attention to ryder. “why did you and your ex decide to end things? i don’t think either of you have ever answered, and the streets wanna know.”
tiara: "i just don't know why a man would ever think they deserve two fine women? just freaked out and think they are so desirable like, please! we can get more shots going if you want." tiara pressed her lips together as ryder answered the question her brows rose as she said a name. "whaaaa?!" she asked laughing she looked at yas as she repeated the name. "no! that's actually crazy and messy as shit. nah, i would've never guessed that." she said laughing. "that's real, cause now it makes situations more awkward than it needs to be. you really gotta watch your back." she said laughing she nudged yas. "no, more shots! cause this gagging me already, like yeah let's get into it chile." nodding her head she looked at ryder. "no shade, cause this a safe space so nobody needs to attack our guest. we're just giving the people what they need." she said while shrugging. "i mean, maybe she thinks she's fine and top five but you know being messy is fun so she just doing shit." she said chuckling, nodding her head at the question she raised her brows before laughing. "i'm sorry, but the streets and it's just my home girl in everybody business."
ryder: ryder couldn’t help but laugh at the other’s initial reactions to the news. “yep. same shit i said like what? and i was literally in her inbox ready to check her but i had to remind myself that i was completely over the situation. plus, it just took the heat off of my ex and i wasn’t about to direct my anger towards nobody else but her because you played the fuck out. so yeah, bentley if you wanna get into that tea, we can.” she raised her hands along with her shoulders. “whoopty do.” she mimicked young thug as she laughed it off, growing quiet yet again to listen in on the next question from yasmin. ryder sighed as she took a moment to think on a shorter version of the situation to share. “i really can’t say because she was the one who walked away from the relationship. all i know is we weren’t fake happy, at least i wasn’t like how i felt was real but i feel like she tried to take advantage of that by being hot and cold towards me. straddling the fence foreal and was looking stupid when i let her be where she thought it was greener at. she honestly would just say shit she claim she didn’t mean just because she wasn’t feeling her best. now, i wasn’t perfect, i spazzed but the first argument we got into i was so patient even while the disrespect went on. i just wasn’t going the second time she wanted to just walk away from the relationship. what really did it is my ex literally avoided me and kept herself at the club or with quote on quote friends. she would leave my sap ass on seen for days and when she finally decided to be a girlfriend, she was hungover and just entitled for the attention i was trying to give to her when she was away. she had popped at my place with her sorry ass and started spazzing because i was ignoring her when the real reason was deeper than that. she came out of nowhere saying she was done, broke my shit and left. grew some balls and hit me a week later or something like that on some wanna be cool shit and i basically told her to kick fucking rocks.” she laughed. “in the end, she was sneaky and really tried to play the victim even after all the shady shit she brought to the timeline for people to piece together and run on anon, thinking they clocking shit.” ryder looked to the camera. “so, yeah! it was neverrrr about no nigga. everrr. at least not on my end, so bury that narrative today! asap!”
chantal: as yasmin spoke, chantal tapped her two fingers together and nodded. “nothing but facts, it’s sad.” she said, laughing at the look on everyone’s faces and their response she shook her head once again. zipping her lips she held her empty cup. “i can do another shot then i’m done.” she shrugged before rolling her eyes at yasmin’s comment to her skipping. waiting for her to finish she looked at ryder. her eyes focused as she answered. thinking of a question as she came to the end of her answer. “it’s sad how someone withdraws themselves then gets mad when you return the energy. like not just relationships, friendships too.” she said rolling her eyes before she passed her cup to tiara to pour another shot in. “buttt speaking on it wasn’t about a man. what do you think about that whole best friend thing? causeeee, i can’t lie. i don’t know if i’m buying it. especially with timing, but that’s just me and not my business.” she snickered before shrugging. sitting back in her chair she turned to fix her shirt once again before she rolled over to get a water bottle that was nearby.
yasmin: her eyes connected with tiara’s as she chuckled heartily. “no, like i’m gagginggg.” she continued, nodding after chantal. “yeah, let me get another one, too ‘cause i see ryder putting it on the floor today!” she said, moving her curls out of her face. “being messy is fun, but don’t force it, and make sure you can handle the heat. that’s all i’m saying.” she said then nodded after ryder spoke. “that’s so real. like you be wanting to spazz out about a situation and then you remember you don’t even care. so real, but so annoying. i don’t know though, bentley came in with the rah rah, so. we’ll see if she’s really on that.” she looked between the girls, before twisting her lips to the side. “uhmm, the streets sent me! this is investigative girl journalism. please.” she held her hand up to tiara as she joked, then listened to ryder’s answer. crossing her legs, her brows occasionally raising, taken aback by some things. she spoke up after chantal, nodding slowly. “i’ma be honest, it sounded very veryyy toxic. we’ve all been there. i damn near see a weight being lifted off your chest, now that you’ve gotten that off, girl. i’m glad you finally got the chance to say your piece, ‘cause like you said, her posts did have anons piecing things together which made it worse. it sounds like you tried your best to push through, though. no matter how much you love and care about someone and wanna make it work, if you the only one trying, it never will.” she slowly shook her head, extending her cup out to tiara for a shot as well. “you know what, i kinda do buy the best friend thing. i think it’s just poor timing, no shadeee.” she threw her hand up, waiting for ryder’s answer.
tiara: nodding her head she completely understood where she was coming from. "i really get that, you were over the shit and didn't wanna give it energy." she said nodding, rubbing her gloss in she raised her brows. "i hate when someone is hot and cold, it's mad confusing. i think people do really try and take advantage of someone that's all in," tiara agreed. "i'm sorry you had to go through that but at least you're free." she said while smiling she raised her brows clapping her hands once she addressed the rumors. "no shade, they were tryna act like she left you for a nigga or they were hunching." tiara said. after chantal asked her question she pointed towards her, snapping her head to yasmin she raised her brows. "i mean, the timing is awful but also, ain't no way i'm having trouble with my relationship and you're with a 'best friend'.." she trailed off shaking her head. "i don't know though, i'm just an outsider but it did look a little crazy but i just minded my business." she said throwing her hands up. "since your last relationship was sooo toxic and we know you left that behind you. who are you dating now? your february dump was super stacked, we gonna need that." she said while smiling, pouring a shot for the girls she poured herself one also.
ryder: “exactly!” she agreed with chantal. “i just got tired of trying to understand nonsense and because of that, it ruined the relationship. i wasn’t as sweet or whatever it is she wanted me to be for her but like what about me and my needs? there’s only so much a person can take and put up with. so, my advice always is to put yourself first and reciprocity is everything! don’t even think about settling because you love a person, went through the ringer with said person for months, years! who cares. move on!” taking in the next question from chantal along with the additional commentary that followed after from both pair of ladies, she laughed. “look, the only reason why i suspected anything because before it was told to me that she didn’t have any friends in la or anybody she was close like that with then all of a sudden this person is your best friend that you could talk to but made the excuse that she couldn’t talk to me when i was a friend to her. a good one at that! according to her, so it wasn’t adding up for me. her and i spoke on it, she was being petty not confirming or denying to try to get a reaction from me but i tweaked when the anons were making all the sense for me. i was like wait, we just had this intimate ass moment not too long ago then you disappear and then come back to just find a reason to break up with me?” her brows furrowed as she chuckled. “that felt like the missing piece. it wasn’t until the shit backfired for people to open their mouths and say oh, it wasn’t like that. that’s just my friend but not too long ago, it was reported that they were quote on quote cozied up with one another. since then have you heard a peep from anybody? but when it was me hitting the nail on the head, everybody wanted to speak up against me.” ryder kissed her teeth as she gave her eyes a slight roll. tiara’s second question of the night caused her eyes to grow wide before she pushed the tip of her tongue along her top lip. “ha!” she laughed a bit. “see, you said you was minding your business, tiara!” she said in a playful manner. “ummmm skip. y’all ain’t ready for that answer but again, self love is the best love! i said that, didn’t i?” she asked around the room before her eyes fell to her lap.
chantal: “being messy is not fun. because once you’re in the mess, you literally have to fight your way out.” chantal said laughing at it she playfully rolled her eyes. “and this is why…yasmin is clearly the messiest.” she said leaning into her mic making sure her voice was clearly heard. sitting back she licked over her lips and laughed. sipping from her water bottle her eyes rolling as yasmin protested. “no because, flip the roles a little. imagine you and your man on the rocks and a best friend come from thin air and, and, and people piecing shit together. i’m just saying.” she shrugged thinking on it before she listened to ryder’s answer. nodding her head she chuckled before she heard tiara’s question, clearing her throat she let out a soft giggle before raising her brow waiting to hear ryder’s answer when she didn’t, she immediately put a thumbs down. “boooo, she used the skip y’all.” she teased, chuckling softly she glanced at ryder. “one day she gonna pop out. with her self or whateverrrr.” she said with a smirk, twisting her lips she tapped her fingers against the mic. “okay i’ma go ahead and make this simple. what’s something, or someone who annoys you on the timeline you see? any habits people have or just a particular person. i know we all have things that we see that make us go ugh.”
yasmin: “we are not having that convo this episode, miss messy!” she playfully elbowed chantal. yasmin nodded in agreement with the advice given. “truly. once you notice that pattern, it’s time to have a conversation or run. putting your feelings on the backburner for someone else leads to permanent resentment.” she added, twisting her lips to the side after chantal and tiara countered. “okay, well when y’all put it like that…” she lightly scratched the back of her neck, shrugging somewhat as she looked off. “i tried to see it for her, but it does sound funny.” she pressed her lips together. yasmin gave ryder the space to answer full out, chewing on her inner cheek. “this is sounding real manipulative, i can’t even front. i know you was going crazy for those last few months. i haaaate when people look for any reason to dump someone, just say you don’t wanna do this no more, don’t act like they did something wrong. whew, now i’m getting hot.” she fanned herself, shaking her head. “i haven’t heard a peep.” she mumbled into the microphone, answering. yasmin listened to tiara’s question, sipping from her cup as she waited to see if ryder would bite, but chuckled once she skipped. “damn it, ryder, don’t turn scary on us now!” she playfully smacked her lips, sideeyeing chantal’s commentary and then her question. “that’s a good one. adding onto that, mine would be who in the city is on your blocklist? and if no one, who would you put on it? and you can’t say bentley or your ex.”
tiara: “facts, it’s hard to because sometimes that old life and relationship still knock on the doors. but i always believe what's meant for you will be meant for you.” she said holding up her cup as she took a sip. “mmm.” nodding her head she raised her brow looking over at yas. “see, that’s suspicious. i hate that opposite genders can't be friends but it just get a lil blurry when it's like they pop up and now you're hanging with a new person and our relationship has a dent.” she explained shaking her head she nodded looking at her. “you would not want your nigga coming back and saying he was out with his girl best friend, or not talking to you for days. ain't no way you tried to see it for her.” she shook her head, smacking her lips at ryder's reply. “let me pour you some more! you skipping my question? bye! see, i'm trying to get into the gist. i was minding my business that was my one not minding my business moment.” she said laughing, she reached over pouring a little more don into her cup. “right, like using the skip when we were just all getting hot n ready, but she can't skip anymore soooo.” she teased laughing softly, she leaned back more into the sofa, crossing her legs she raised her brows at the questions chantal and yas asked. “those are good ones. because i think we all feel uncomfy with some people around us.”
ryder: listening in to the other’s throwing in their commentary, she agreed with the nod of her head before she spoke back into the mic. “motherfuckas were really banking on my silence just so they could run with whatever narrative they were trying to push for the public but in private it was a totally different story. i’m just glad it’s over. i’m over it. it’s overrrrr.” ryder sang horribly before her jaw dropped in disbelief at chantal. “oh wowwww. okaaaaay.” she softly chuckled as she gave her head a slight nod. “remember that because if i get to asking questions, i’ll for sure get bleeped.” she smirked as she quickly flicked the other off, flashing an innocent smile for the camera soon after. “honestly, i don’t pay attention enough to be annoyed. usually, my algorithm has the people i interact with or just me and things from my beauty page.” she shrugged. “i don’t have anyone on my blocked list. not even my ex or bentley.” ryder chuckled as she shook her head. “chile, y’all so messy but uh, i did unfollow the best friend because get off my timeline. you really have to be the worst of the worst for me to block you but unfollowing? i’ma do that every time and we should normalize that. you don’t like me? you don’t have to like my shit, watch my shit, repost my shit, comment on my shit. none of that shit. just unfollow and go on about your day. it’s never that serious to me. it’s social media.” ryder swirled the liquor within the cup before she took back her third shot, slightly scrunching up her face as she reached over to open and take a drink of water.
chantal: chantal laughed as yasmin slightly switched her stance on the previous topic. “oh now you getting hot? wasn’t nobody hot before.” she rolled her eyes playfully before she took another sip of water. side eyeing yasmin back, chantal squinted at her trying not to laugh before she heard ryder’s comment. “wait, this not about meee, you’re the guest. and i’m glad you don’t get questions.” she said sticking her tongue out at her with a smirk before she licked over her lips. she listened to the question yasmin added to her own nodding her head she silently pointed at yasmin in approval of the addition. “good one, good one.” she mumbled softly as ryder went to answer. nodding in agreement she chuckled. “fair enough. i really don’t be caring to block people. i only blocked like two people ever so i get it. i feel like block list should be left for extreme purposes or depends on the situation.” she shrugged as she sat up from her seat. crossing her legs she bounced one leg as she looked around the room. “i’m not tryna dig no more, i got threatened by our guest already. talking about bleeping, so my two questions are out the wayyyy. and i won’t be asking any more.” she teased playfully throwing her hands up with a smile. “unless i can ask y’all, but we’ll save that for another episode.” she said pointing between the ladies before she bit on her bottom lip. chewing on it as she glanced at each one of them.
yasmin: “oh, girl, my nigga can’t have no girl best friend, he can’t even have girl cousins. i just thought the girls gave it up a lil’ differently, but…” she turned to the camera, grimacing before smacking her lips. “perhaps not.” she then turned to chantal, dramatically sighing. “y’all don’t live me liveee! well, it’s a good thing you’re here, so you can say your piece. i don’t play about that whole being silent while people play on your name thing.” she side-eyed tiara, chuckling at the back-and-forth. “girllll, so it’s nothing that bothers you? ‘cause i think each of us have a whole list that could fill up an episode of its own. but i guess!” she said, letting her be as she listened further. “it makes sense to unfollow him, but we wouldn’t blame you if you ever hit that block, boo.” she twisted her lips after chantal spoke. “i agree. i’m usually either blocking back or blocking if it’s an extreme situation. but i go unfollow/soft block crazyyy. people will really follow you and hate your guts but just wanna watch your face. like nah, boo, let me help you out. bye.” she waved her hand, taking a sip of her own cup. yasmin was about to speak up until chantal proposed asking the rest of them questions, immediately shaking her head. “another episode where y’all get put in the hot seat just so y’all can duck the smoke? mmm, we’re good.” she spoke to the camera, chuckling as she covered her mouth. “but shout out to ryder, she faced all her questions like a pro—even with her one skip.” she side-eyed her jokingly. “thank you so much again for agreeing to come on the show, speaking your piece, and for always showing love. if you made it this far, go follow her business page @theluckettelook. and let us know in the comments if you feel like ryder made some points. is she justified in how she feels or is she tweaking?” she pretended to ponder. “let us know! i also wanna thank the sexiest co-hosts alive. is there anything y’all wanna send the citizens off with before we close out? ‘cause we touched on a couple points this episode.”
tiara: “tell me about it. i hate a narrative, hating people make up to feel something, that’s why i always say the way people spin it be crazy.” she shook her head, rubbing in her gloss as she listened. “facts. i’m glad it’s over for you too. at least you overcame it.” smiling she listened as she answered the questions. “we don’t bleep anymore.” she winked. “oh, you’re really mature. i block like crazy, unfollowing wasn’t doing enough.” she pointed out, then waved off chantal. “girl, you been hot this whole time!” she said, nodding and agreeing with what she was saying, taking a sip of her liquor and clearing her throat. “can he have a mama?” she teased, looking over at yasmin and raising her brows. “nobody has ever played on my name. see how narratives get started, she wants me to show my ass every day.” rolling her eyes she shook her head. “i think every situation you get into, you think is extreme, no shade. that line be hitting you.” she joked, taking another sip. “don’t let this girl fool y’all. bleeped out names for five episodes but now she hot seat CEO. chiiii.” she side-eyed, shaking her head laughing. “no really! thank you so much for joining us. it was a pleasure having you on. you kept it real and spicy with us. gotta respect that. just wanna leave y’all with: stay real and don’t let people spin a narrative to their benefit.” she clapped her hands. “i think this was perfect for our first guest, you really set the tone for anyone else we have. next time, we’ll have personal bottles and a tell-all coming from yas of chantal. see ya!” she waved at the camera with a smile.
ryder: as chantal continued to taunt ryder, she playfully waved her off. “that’s okay. i have some questions of my own for you later.” she chuckled, bringing the opened bottle of water back up to her lips for another quick sip. “mmm! not the girl cousins.” she laughed at yasmin. “but i mean, shit do get like that. kevin gates was the first to openly admit it but i doubt that’ll even be the case for y’all. let that man be!” she smiled. “i’m glad i came too! i know it will just keep buzzing around the city since it ain’t nothing else for these people to talk about but it is what it is.” ryder shrugged, shaking her head at yasmin’s inquiry. “nope, literally nothing bothers me. i pay people no mind and i don’t cram my feet into shoes that don’t fit me. a person has to be direct with me. all that subbing gets overlooked.” she turned to tiara once she spoke up. “i’m mastering maturity like i have businesses. i’m focused on the next best thing for me and mine. all this extra shit outside of it doesn’t matter for me. it sure does bring in the traffic to my page as well as my business page but i don’t have to do this everyday for attention. i am the attention and everyone should feel like that but insecurity plays a big part in the ugly shit people do. i’m past that.” ryder ended off, puckering her lips playfully and blowing kisses toward the camera. “yessss! thank you to all who will tune into this episode of yapstars! i enjoyed my time, tipsy, hot and all but be on the lookout for what’s new with the luckette look and luckettelux! i thank all my clients and my team for the support. much love to you all. hating hoes and niggas included!” she gave one last wave goodbye.
chantal: “not the girl cousins. damn. he can’t even help his cousin take the groceries upstairs?” she joked, laughing softly. she nodded her head in agreement with ryder. “mhmm! i always say that. put a name on it, an @ on it or something. or else it’ll go unnoticed. people really beef with themselves.” she shrugged, then gave a side eye to yasmin. “girl… mind you, you duck the most smoke. coming up next episode is definitely the yapstars tell-all series. starting with yasmin, no skips. tune in y’all cause when I tell you I’m loading my cliiiiip? yeah.” she teased, laughing softly. “thank you to ms luckette fine ass for joining us today and sitting in the hot seat. umm, last words? y’all know i always gotta end it off with a little one two. so…” she paused, then held her hand up with her first finger. “stop imaginary beefing with people, stop tryna prove a point, and… stop being weird. that’s it.” she smiled, blowing a kiss to the camera as she waved.
yasmin: "he can.. me. that's one of his favorite things to call me." she replied to tiara, sticking her tongue out and biting down on it before giggling. "no! y'all playing, whole time, i'm about to swab his dna and run it through ancestry.com. we'll see who's really a cousin." she told the camera, her head tilting. she waved tiara's response off. "no new narratives, we all want tiara to show ass everyday." she voiced, adding a wink and a grin. she chuckled between the girls, holding her hands up. "i don't duck smoke! i airbend. please ignore them y'all, they're drunk. get off that don julio." she recited the lyric, continuing to laugh until ryder spoke. "why would people be direct in this city when they could just simply answer five anons about it and pretend to be unbothered? c'mon now, ryder." she said, sarcastically and jokingly, patting her own forehead. "well, after you master it, send me your notes 'cause i'm still relapsing with mine. but i love that, keep popping your shit, boo. love a pretty girl who stays in her lane and owns it. and knows it." she pointed out to her, waiting for the girls to finish up before speaking up. "points were made! i think i'll leave y'all with— messy's cute and fun, only if you do it right. done wrong? it becomes sloppy. don't be sloppy! oooh, potential next episode topic— how to get away with messy? y'all with me?" she joked, eyeing the camera before chuckling it off and blowing a kiss. "stay sexy, everyone. i'm yasmin ali, and thank you for listening!
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MAEVE'S 2026 MUSIC EXPLORATION - FEBRUARY ↳ House of Cards - Deadlands
Seven.
Mor x reader
a/n: tell me why I wanted to write a whole fic for this 😔
warnings: dacryphilia; dark!Mor; dubcon/toxic relationship; facesitting
word count: 498
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You flush as Mor cups your tear-stained cheeks, hot and wet from crying. Her breathing is shallow, a matching heat flushing her cheeks as exhilaration shines in her eyes, held between marginally parted lips. Pearly white teeth find placement in the rose plushness of her lower lip, tilting your head upward to gain a better view.
She’s cruel.
She’s cruel to be treating you like this.
But she lost track of herself long ago.
A thumb swipes across your cheek, catching a tear, and your breathing stutters, a hiccup working its way from your diaphragm. Mor’s eyes gleam with hunger, leaning closer—so close her breath fans across your mouth—she watches as the wetness spreads beneath her thumb pad.
“That’s it,” Mor whispers, breathless in your shared bedroom. “That wasn’t so difficult, was it?” Her lips press together into a small pout, but it swiftly slips away as she guides you backwards, your own legs too weak to protest as they hit the bed, and collapse.
Mor doesn’t stop, doesn’t even give you time to pause, pushing you down into the mattress and swiftly removing the glittering red dress that was deliciously stretched around her body, tossing it aside before crawling on top, pinning you to the bed with her weight as she straddles your hips. “You’re so pretty when you cry, sweetness. You should know not to hold back those tears.”
You cry harder, helpless.
She used to care. Used to love.
Now she just uses.
But it’s been so long that you can’t imagine any different than a life with her. And it’s been so long that without her, you have no one else. Mor’s eyes spark with vicious glee, as if reading the thoughts as they pass, “That’s right, sweet girl. You have no one else.” She soothes your cheek, thumb swiping across your lower lip, dragging teasingly. “No one else cares about you like I do. I’m the only one left who’ll love you like you mean something,” she whispers, and your thighs press together subconsciously, so conditioned to love her, and want her, and hunger for her.
She smirks, a smug quirk of full, red lips. Then she’s shifting further up your body, knees pressing into the mattress either side your head as she pulls golden underwear to the side, revealing her soaked, glistening cunt. Elegant, pale fingers dip between her legs, a shudder trailing down her spine as she locates her clit, barely brushing its surface.
“We haven’t tried this before, have we?” She asks, breath trembling as she gently rubs the apex of her thighs with her middle three fingers. “They’re going to mix so well,” she assures, panting and flushed, fingers forming and upside down V as she spreads herself apart.
“You’ll have to tell me how we taste together, once you’ve cleaned me up,” she murmurs in a soft moan, before parting her thighs wider, and settling herself onto your mouth.
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“Lightning” by yours truly. 150 hand painted frames.
Ik it doesn’t look like much but this took me weeks. Please ignore how the rain stops for a frame by the time I noticed it was too late.
let me plan (heavy air quotes) rs right here on my walk so i dont want to kill myself later





