Rule One: Always post the rules. Rule Two: Answer the questions asked by your tagger and ask eleven more. Rule Three: Tag eleven people and link them to this post. Rule Four: Actually tell them you tagged them Fuck your shit, rules, mentioning people IS notification.
heyyyyy, guess what, the rules don't apply to me! I'm a sociopath! Nah, really, I'm just gonna answer dontcallmebeastboy's questions, that's it.
1. What’s your favorite tv show? Why?
That's a little tough, I think. I love a lot of TV shows. I guess I would have to say my favorite would be Sailor Moon or Veronica Mars. Probably Veronica Mars, I'm a sap for epic witty dialogue, of which there is a plethora. I also really love Dark Angel.
2. Most embarrassing story?
I didn't stop wetting the bed until I was 13. You can imagine, I'm sure.
3. Favorite memory?
I don't think I have a favorite. I would fail at casting a patronus.
3. Your favorite book of like all time?
Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine
4. What are your fears?
Being alone. Sometimes spiders.
5. A movie that leaves you in a puddle of tears?
Four Brothers. Jack's death scene reminds me of the death of a very close friend. Tears, snot, gasps, the works.
6. Do you watch youtubers? Which ones?
Uh. I watch Let's Play-ers. Do they count? Markiplier. Game Grumps.
7. In favor of candles or nah?
HELL YEAH MMMM HEAVENLY SCENTS AND FIRE OOOOOH.
8. Memory that makes you cringe?
These are really hard because I have an issue with remembering things in my childhood.
9. Something or someone you wish you didn’t lose?
Lots of people.
10. Allergies? What are they?
Seasonal, marijuana, bee stings, and tetanus.
11. Your favorite band/artist? Tell me why.
Uh Duran Duran, Phil Collins, or Elton John.
Questions I have created for you:
1. You’re a character in a paranormal teen novel, the author had extensive knowledge of mythological creatures from around the world. What are you written as and why? (You can be written as a human if you really think that’s what you’d be.)
I would really, really love to be a selkie. They're so cute. Please? Even though I've always had this weird idea of being a shapeshifter of sorts, if I couldn't be a selkie, I'd lean heavily towards the Fae. I'd probably be in the Seelie courts somewhere.
2. You’ve been given an entirely useless super power based loosely on either an insect, a rodent, or plant. What ability were you given based on what?
Shedding moth dust.
3. How would you prefer to die?
Quickly. Beheading, possibly.
4. You receive a phone call one day telling you that an obscure relative has died and left you a big, stone, castle-like church building in their will. What do you do with the building?
I live in it. We apparently used to have a castle in Ireland? I doubt it's there anymore.
5. What’s your least favorite letter and why?
Uh. b, d, or w. I hate them. My dyslexia.
6. What’s an alcoholic beverage you simultaneously love and hate?
Uhm. Uh. Sex on the Beach. It tastes amazing but I always feel a bit awkward while ordering it.
7. If you had to choose between having sex with a zombie from The Walking Dead or having your ears, pinky fingers, middle toes, and bellybutton cut off (without anything to numb the pain or put you to sleep), which would you choose?
The zombie. Are they wearing a muzzle? I can get clean after that, I'm pretty sure.
8. Would you rather have sex with a knotted penis or a barbed penis?
WHY JAY WHY. Knotted, I guess! God!
9. Have you ever wanted to be part of a superhero group? What group and with what ability?
X-Men and shapeshifting, eyyyyy.
10. If you could catch one Pokemon to have as your companion for life, which one would it be? Would you go on an adventure with them or doing something else?
Vulpix! Vulpix has always been my favorite. And I'd probably be a Breeder or a Ranger. Well, a Ranger, most likely.
11. Do you pray to any beings, fictional, mythological, or anything?
Mmmm, I fall loosely under polytheistic Celtic neopaganism. So yes. :)
