Snarry of course ;)
bless your soul my dear 💕💕
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaHarry, oh my god. He’s such a mess. He probably wouldn’t even read the sign on the door and just try to fight it open
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themHarry. He wouldn’t dare to do it in Potions but he scribbles all the time in History of Magic haha
Who starts the tickle fightsSev. Whenever Harry mopes Sev’s just like… here come the fingers >:) it always works because Harry starts laughing and then they kiss
Who starts the pillow fightsOne time Harry was like ‘5 more minutes Sev’ for an hour, and Severus got sick of it so he smothered him with the pillow. Harry then decided that sleep could wait. It was time for Revenge™️ (they ended up having sex lol)
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileSeverus, definitely. Harry can fall asleep very easily, especially after the war is over and he no longer has Voldemort to fear, plus Sev is with him and he makes Harry feel safe. So Severus often stays up longer, just looking at Harry, letting himself relax and just feel all the love he has for the man
Who mistakes salt for sugarHARRY. As if Severus would ever mess up the ingredients, even when it comes to more simple stuff like cooking
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningHarry. He often comes home late, tired from ministry work so he quickly warms something up to eat, and sometimes accidentally forgets to turn it off before it starts making the awful noise. It’s okay though, because Severus never goes to sleep without Harry, he always stays up until he’s sure his husband is safe at home. He is however annoyed by the noise
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesHarry, and Sev rolls his eyes but also finds it kind of charming because Harry always messes up the lines (they’re both awful at flirting)
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderPffftt, Severus. I think he’s quite messy in general, but he values his books so much he would have a library for them, and arrange it in the way he thinks is best
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesHarry always licks the spoon. And Severus does as well, but he won’t admit to it (Harry KNOWS tho)
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionSeverus. He really likes the look of candles. But I feel like Harry would as well, because it’s very important to him to create the home environment that fits them perfectly, and he knows Sev likes the candles
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penNeither, they don’t really want another mark on themselves. They worship each other with hands and mouth, no pen needed
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationSeverus. Whenever he goes somewhere he finds it important to take away something small as well, so it’s like a memory in physical form
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesLmao I think they would both hate most magazines, especially the ones with some stupid couple surveys at the back. But maybe later in their marriage when neither of them gives a fuck what people write about them anymore and Harry’s like ‘Hey Sev wanna do this’ and Severus is like …. ‘Okay, but only because I wish to see how ridiculous it is’. They end up having fun though
