#sextingllamas

[globby]

you can literally put miranda cosgroves head on anything and it will get notes

[globby]

do you ever go to microwave something and put it in the microwave but 30 seconds later you dont want it anymore

[flasdrive]

curiosity killed the horny blogger

[globby]

in the time that it takes me to make supper ive already eaten everything in my fridge and then im not hungry anymore

[globby]

tumblr ruins songs quicker than the radio does

[globby]

i always set a publish date on all of my close friends posts so in like 4 months when the notes dies down i will have revived the dead post, im kind of a hero

[globby]

it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard

[globby]

i dont get how some people look so good when they wake up like when i get out of bed i looked like i crawled out of hell