First off, I’d like to make something very clear: you have NEVER “turned” a lesbian straight because that is impossible. You may have been the person she chose to experiment with and really, that is good for you, but no, you didn’t “turn” anyone. If you’re turning anyone, it is me towards the trash so I can point to where you belong. I also wanted to let you know that not a single employee is impressed by you, your “body count”, or the blowjob you got last night. In fact, your employees do not take you seriously because you chose to shove that information into their faces. And when you target me, because I am gay and you feel as if I am someone to persue, you make me VERY uncomfortable. I am NOTHING like the last lesbian you slept with so refering to me by her name does not make a difference. All it does is make me lose more respect for you which surprises me every day, because when I leave work I always think it couldn’t get any worse. I am unimpressed by your ability to “glove”, your pet hampster, the 16 year old rave girl you fucked, the fact that you were in the military, or that you own a restaurant. Speaking of which, if you really want to be successful, you may want to look into using some self control and learning how to stop making a fool of yourself in front of your employees. So, basically, _______, you are nothing to me other than a daily reminder why I love being a feminist. And I hope that shrinks the shit out of your eternal boner you digusting little pervert.