Dante
headcanons
As Your Boyfriend
Letting you stab him to vent
w/a suicidal S/O
oneshots
Finding out he has a kid w/o demonic powers that always gets into life-threatening fights
‘Booping’ his snoot
Cuddling you when you’re lonely
Cutely getting you to give him kisses by pointing where he’s “hurt”
Getting turned on by Dante being serious
Showing up late for dinner covered in blood and guts
Trying to prank Nero by ‘eating all the Halloween candy’
You comfort him
Warming up your hands
wanting to put a picture of NeroKiri’s new baby in Dante’s wallet
finding a carabiner with old keys
Lady
lining seashells along her spine
Nero
headcanons
As Your Boyfriend
S/O being a Tarot reader
S/O likes to roughhouse with him
You being afraid of him after seeing his DT
fics
Desideration - CH I | CH 2 | CH3 | CH4 | CH 5 | CH 6 | CH 7 - While things in life are never structured, Nero finally feels like he at least has a grip on the goings-on around him. You and Nero make a devastating devil hunting pair, but he still can't drop old habits of wanting to protect you and eliminate all threats so there's no chance of you being in danger. That's exactly the cause of the confusing trouble he finds himself in now after a particularly slippery demon shows up, and shatters that idea of ever thinking he was in control of something as unpredictable as life. Fluff. AU.
oneshots
A Jason Voorhees encounter
Adopting a stray
Amused about you ripping his shirt open to tend to an injury
Catching him practicing sword skills via his Holy Knight training
Catching Nero from falling
Catching you wearing his clothes to bed
Cuddling you after a bad day at work
Doesn’t realize male!Reader is trying to confess to him
Encountering a deity of death
Encountering a Forest Nymph (male!Reader/3rd person)
Finding out S/O is asexual
Finding you blackout drunk on the floor after having sent drunken suicide note
Freeing claustrophobic reader from being trapped in an enclosed space
Fussing at him for wrecking your shirts (male!Reader)
Having a crush on your cast-mate
Helping you to bed bc you’re drunk
Interrupting a creep from talking to you (female!Reader)
Losing your temper on him
Motivating you to be brave enough to quit your job
Nervously making breakfast for Nero the morning after (male!Reader)
Nero is a model that you’re hooking up with
Normally sunshine S/O having a breakdown
Pampering him (but he’s being a brat as usual)
Reuniting after you’ve been gone for six months
Scaring you with his “fatal” injury
S/O terrified of storms
S/O too embarrassed to ask him to slow dance
Stealing his pillow
Surprising you on your birthday
Taking him to a fireworks show
Thinking he’s caught you crying, but you’re really just cutting onions
Walking in on him being stuck in your (too small) shirt (female!Reader)
yandere!Nero getting rid of annoying coworkers
You booped his snoot
^ continuation: spicy!Nero + shy!Nero reactions
You both have crushes but haven’t confessed
You don’t realize you accidentally confessed to him
You’re slowly getting comfortable with physical affection
Getting mad at you for rushing into danger
Being left as a human sacrifice [AU]
Thinking you’re having a wet dream only to realize it’s a nightmare
Nero breaks up with his girlfriend [female reader]
finding you incoherent while drunk and injured
finger tattoos in place of (wedding) rings
the kids get their pants dirty
confessing to him even tho it might kill you
Nevan
In her guitar form
Nico
hiding her raspberry lipgloss
fixing your eyeshadow
asking her to fix your sweater
Trish
getting lost with an old map
V
As Your Boyfriend - headcanons
fresh honey for tea when he’s sick
his hair after waking up
Vergil
headcanons
As Your Boyfriend
Overprotectiveness of you growing dark
S/O gravely injured
having a crush on the person he’s bodyguarding
oneshots
Booped his snoot
Comforting you after a fight w/family and suggesting you stay with him
Comforting a touch-starved S/O
Finding out you’re pregnant
Nonbinary S/O feeling insecure about looks
Not admitting to missing you in your absence after hurting your feelings
Protecting paraplegic!S/O
Unexpectedly returning your hug
Showing he retains V’s memories
You can’t sleep
S/O has insomnia
S/O who is mentally strong due to a traumatic past they’re still working through
You get scared on a camping trip and call him
yandere!Vergil jealous of your friends - mentions of blood/murder, implied drugging, implied murder. (female!Reader)
having to share a motel room w/a single bathroom
Group
Should You Boop The Snoot????
headcanons
Dante & Vergil with S/O who’s very busty
Discovering you have ice powers
Finding out S/O is a mage using a violin as a weapon (Dante, Nero, Vergil)
Guys having a crush on a girl with Photosensitive Epilepsy
Guys having a sporty son
Guys’ male!S/O getting made fun of for being short
Guys’ S/O has a huge butt
Reader coming out as trans
Where the guys would take you on your honeymoon
You reappearing after 5 years of being “dead” (guys)
most To Least
To do the ‘Single Ladies’ dance
To have a One Night Stand
oneshots
Aftercare being rescued from getting used as a demon core (guys)
Can’t get out of DT (Sparda line)
Cheering up lonely reader
Dante+Vergil’s reactions to you cooking their favorite food
Dante, Nero, Vergil breaking up your fist-fight
Getting/being stoned
Guys’ reaction to a S/O with severe respiratory troubles
Guys’ reaction to S/O’s menstrual pain
Guys w/a S/O who has acrylic nails
Guys w/a S/O who knows how to pole&aerial dance
Receiving a flower that florist!S/O specially grew for them
Seeing Nero’s mom (Sparda line)
S/O is secretly an assassin (guys)
Sparda guys reacting to an otherworldly being
Twins having a crush on childhood friend
You having simultaneous good and bad luck (guys)
Your cat who was like a son has died (guys)
V+Vergil w/nonbinary Nephilim S/O
Visiting a butterfly park with you
Cuddling - [OT3 - NeroKiriReader]
Coming home to find you in their old coat (Dante, Nero, Vergil)
Dealing with S/O’s mischievous cat
S/O has amnesia
The guys being interested in you all at once
The twins’ first day of school
Vergil getting ‘emotional’ at Nero’s graduation
Vergil watching a de-aged Nero
Watching de-aged Sparda Twins while Nero is out trying to break the curse
(young)Dante and Vergil carving pumpkins
Your glasses are broken&keep confusing the Sparda boys due to being unable to see
Kyrie excited to see you and Nero come back home