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Nicknames with the Lost Boys

Affectionate and Goofy nicknames for and from the boys

Author: SadGhostofGarbage Warnings: this is a crackfic! It’s only semi serious. There is some NSFW headcannons so MDNI!

David:

David’s nicknames for reader: Kitten, Kitty, Kit Cat, Doll face, Beloved, and My Queen (Yes even as a male reader, David believes himself the King so naturally his partner is his other half despite gender. He regards his partner as the chess Queen to his King; here is a lil blurb of how I see the conversation going, the first time it happens.

Male reader x David: “Um David, why did you call me your Queen? I am a whole grown ass man?” “Beloved, you are the most important piece on my chess board, since I'm clearly the King, you are my other half.” The bastard has the audacity to say condescendingly as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “You do realize that means I should be protecting you right?” That wipes the smirk right off his face, and he narrows his eyes at you. “Absolutely not happening”. He says with teeth grit in a firm line. “You are not putting yourself in any danger ever.” “Then by chess standards that makes you the Queen”. It was your turn for the shit eating grin, the expression on his face was priceless. It is definitely one of your favorite ways to tease him from that moment on. If however it causes you discomfort he will refrain from using it. But that doesn’t mean you can’t still tease him with it. You will be punished accordingly after every instance you jokingly call him “my Queen”, but teasing him is half the fun. Side note, Paul tries to help by suggesting you combine the two, “One of you can be, Quee-ing, and the other can be Ki-een. BOOM! Problem solved, you’re welcome!” Spoiler… It does not solve the problem.

Things that David secretly loves being called, its a “secret” because he “doesn’t do nicknames”: Handsome, Cowboy, My King, My one, My love, basically anything that has a possessive edge implying that David is readers everything (Daddy loves to be needed)

Things reader (and the boys) call him that he “hates”: Daviey (Paul’s go to mostly), Marko calls him Daddy as if he were confessing to a Catholic priest during confession; “Daddy I’ve been naughty” instead of “forgive me father for I have sinned”. Chaos ensues and you will catch David chasing Marko around the cave on multiple occasions for this very reason. David won’t admit out loud that he’s okay with his partner calling him Daddy but he does prefer Sir, but if it revs your engines then he will graciously allow you to call him Daddy. Moral of the story… David is a butthead.

Names David actually hates being called: Baby, And any nickname that is overly obnoxious like : Stud muffin, or Pookie.

Dwayne:

Dwayne’s nicknames for reader; Darling, Sweetheart, Baby/Babygirl/Babyboy (if it is Babyboy, just know Paul is jealous), Mama or Nobi for a non gendered version (of a parental name that both he and Laddie call a parental figure reader), Prince/Princess/Princex

Dwayne’s nicknames from the reader and the boys, they are all fair game for D-man: Papa, Big man, D, Snuggle bear, Big Cat, Baby Daddy

Nicknames that are affectionate when it comes from reader, and jokingly when coming from the boys: Gigantus, Tall Dark and Dracula, Skater boy, Dork

Paul:

Paul’s nicknames for Reader: Sugar, babe, bug, Beautiful/Handsome/Gorgeous, Hot Stuff, My cute lil capri sun! If you're still human. Bit will continue to call you that after you become a vamp as well, he just likes biting. (fun fact I looked up when capri-sun came out, the answer? 1969! its cannon!)

Paul’s nicknames from reader and the boys: Paulie, Puppy, Pretty boy, jellybelly~ Paul got high af and cried because his blood wasn’t jelly bean flavored after he ate 12 bags of them. “I wanna be a jellybean damn it” 😭 NSFW: I saw a post going around about sucking Paul’s dick and my brain went… ah a Paulie pop… and now it lives rent free in my head so have that too

Marko:

Marko’s nicknames for reader: Angel, Dove, Love, precious one, Sunshine, Tesoro / my treasure (if you headcannon him as an Italian, as many do 😉) the Juliet to his Romeo if you're a fem reader (until you point out that Juliet was like 13 and Romeo was 16. And comparing your love to that of children was not as romantic as he assumed it was. Those names quickly get abandoned)

Nicknames for Marko: Cassanova, Italian Stallion, Stud, Angel (the first time reader calls him angel you both argue over who gets to call the other angel, and it ends with an intervention from David. “You are both little devils, you brats!” you both continue to call each other angel, and David continues to call you both little devils.)

Nicknames that will get get you (or the boys) in trouble and not the good kind: Cherub, bird boy.

side note, I'd love to hear what nicknames you guys think the boys like being called and call their partners

Taglist: @ria-coolgirl, @britany1997, @henhouse-horrors. If you want added to my Lost Boys taglist lemme know!

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Buying the Lost Boys Flowers

Lost boys x G/N reader no gender of reader is mentioned

Headcannons on how each of the boys would react to their mate gifting them flowers. Short sweet stuff I dug out of my drafts.

Paul- Paul would be the most giddy to receive flowers from his mate. He would definitely show them off to the others bragging, “how you are the best partner and that he has the best mate ever”. Gets really sad when they start wilting and will pout if you don’t get him anymore.

Marko- Marko would be shocked and just a lil confused, was this your way of asking for more flowers? But once you explain that you saw them and thought of him he’d blush and set them on a shelf in his room so he could paint them later.

Dwayne- Big man is flattered that you would buy him flowers, he goes and "aquires" a vase since he didn’t want to ruin the vision of your gift by putting them in an empty beer bottle. He preserves a few of the flowers by pressing them in the pages of his books, that way he will always have a small piece of the gift you gave him. He may actually turn them into a bookmark on a rare occasion if he’s feeling crafty.

David- David is the most shocked to receive flowers, he sees himself as the provider (he is also the one who initiates first in a potential relationship) so it definitely sorta blindsides him that affectionate gestures go both ways. I feel that David is such a romantic soul that he gets tunnel vision when it comes to love, he gets so focused on showering his mate with romance that he neglects getting love for himself. So if you give him flowers, prepare to receive an extra amount of gentle kisses and be prepared to have a big scary vampire glued to you all night.

Taglist: @ria-coolgirl, @henhouse-horrors and my boo Brit already saw this lol my bad, I forgot my taglist the first time sorry guys!

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Toxic Paul Blurb

Author: SadGhostofGarbage

Lost Boys Paul x GN reader

Warnings: DARK fic, TOXIC relationship, death of a close person, murder, depictions of gore, puking, obsession.

Hoo boy buckle up I never imagined Paulie being a big fat asshole but here we are and idk about you but toxic paul is kinda hot af 🥵 I will make one for each of the boys … eventually 😆

Paul

Red. That was what you were greeted with. While everything looked red, it tasted and smelled of copper. Acid churned in your stomach as bile rose into your throat. The sound of your heart beat echoed through the room. You were going to throw up. Closing your eyes, scrunching them up as tight as they would go, you tried not to think about the squelching your feet made as you tried to back away. Cold wet hands grabbed your face and his once soothing voice held an edge of malic you'd never imagined coming from the same man who would sing you lullabies when you couldn't sleep. “Come on sugar. Open your eyes.” The grip on your face tightened and you could feel the start of his claws indenting into your flesh. Dark haunting chuckles were whispered into your hair as he took in a deep breath. “I need you to look, baby.” You couldn’t, you wouldn’t. You didn't want to see the carnage again, the sight of your dead friend already scarred into your memories. Your shaken roughly as Paul growls into your ear, “Open your fucking eyes gorgeous.” Opening your eyes out of fear you keep them trained on the ground. Your head is moved upwards to the horrid scene in front of you. Wrapping his other arm around your middle Paul presses his cheek against yours. “Look baby, look at what you’ve done.” The gore, the viscera clinging onto what used to be your friend had you throwing up. Paul just holds you while you retch, whispering sweet nothings into your hair as he pets your neck lovingly. Once you’ve emptied your stomach to the point you couldn’t get anything else out, you slump, whimpering as tears flow down your cheeks. Your throat burned as you spoke the only coherent question on your mind,

“Why?” Raw and breathy your voice cracks and grates against your throat, causing you to gag again. Paul whips you around in his arm and cradles your face with one hand.

“Aw baby, can’t you see I’m doing this because I love you?” At his words you find your strength to struggle and fight against him.

“What the fuck? You killed my friend because you love me?” Fighting against his inhuman grip you practically scream, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Paul has learned a vast number of traits throughout his unlife, patience is not one of them. Getting fed up with your unwillingness to see things his way, his grip on your arms tightened. Any tighter and he might actually break your bones.

“Now sugar, there's no need to be rude. Paulie was just protecting his turf. That disgusting friend of yours wanted you, and you needed to learn that my love is all you need.” With that he forces you to look at him and says, “I will always be the only one you need, baby. Forget it, and your friends will die.”

Tagging the beautiful @britany1997 because she asked to be tagged 🫶🏽

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do you every just go back through your writing drafts or old wips/work and think, "damn this shit SLAPS! where the fuck is the rest of it????" because that is me..... I can say, that i haven't finished a single goddamned thing lmao . I went to asses my lost boys drafts and got sucked into all the wips but ofc they are all so freaking lore (personal au lore) heavy, that I wrote like 10 sentences between 2 different works and then was like....... brain no work...... send air support lol

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My thought train:

Lost boys in modern times: cool pretty normal

Paul gets into DJ-ing: bit weirder but still good

Paul would DJ like Marc Rebillet:

Wait wait before you leave, hear me out……

I have more……..

My brain is filled with lost boys crack!

Help

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23. Favorite Author & 38.  Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had

ooooo nice questions!! Lol my answers are gonna be wayyyy to long sry bout that

23. I don't really have a favorite author..... I read such a broad range of books that I hardly ever read something by the same author twice... But I will say that I tend to enjoy the things my friends are writing much more than any books really because I get to talk about it to them lol.

38. Weirdest story idea... this is such a cool question but I feel like I have so many "weird" ideas but two of the weirdest I can think of are:

I had this idea for a lost boys au where vampires had the ability to change into an animal sort of based off their personalities... and a whole bunch of "spin off" storylines sort of in that same wheelhouse.

And the second on that I really want to write but think its a bit to niche lol is personal headcannons I have about the lost boys in a Vampire the Masquerade setting

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Guyyss i need someone to share random ass lost boys crack with 🥲 i found a yt short thats so paul coded and i have no friends lmao 🤣

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