Dec 7, 2013
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:l ..... may I pet you
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sgt-kickass started following you
:l ..... may I pet you
*glomps*
[Hisses- and falls to the ground. He’s too light weight for this.] Eugh- what ze fuck is ze matter with jeou?
*pretty much a head in the snow, toes peeking out too. Hints of blue showing but nothing else. Looks down and wiggles his toes* Hm. Not bad. B plus.
Oh, Ai’m so flattered. [Painfully obvious sarcasm. Stands straight, shiver shiver.] Ai’m freezing, get out and keep me warm. Ai’ just did jeou a favor, jeour turn. [Ly nudges Sykes with a foot.] Get out of zere.
Nah. Heat stays under the fur. Snow doesn't melt. Just flakes off, and taking the dirt with it. I love it. *feels hands at his chest, he growls contently* Sourpuss. If I die, I'll just come back and haunt the piss out of you.
Jeou are so weird. [Shiver shiver. Mental note: Leather gloves don’t work well with snow.] Mhm… right. [Stands once again, to kneel beside the man. Patting snow atop of his stomach, and just pauses. Stares at his crotch.] … [Starts setting snow there. Look at that pleased expression.] Hn…
Uh. You have heard of fur-lining clothes right? Same thing, just on a larger scale. I'm a fuckin' heater. *lies back, grinning at the sky* You kidding? Its cause of the snow that I don't have to take a bath. You're basically giving me a bath right now.
Hn, Ai’ see… [He turns a bit, so he could start blending the snow atop of the man’s legs.] Eugh… jeou better not start smelling of wet dog. Or more like eit, Ai’ should say. [After a few moments, he finishes with the legs, and turns to place snow along the other’s upper torso.] Hopefully jeou just get stuck beneath ze snow, and meet jeour demise.
*shakes head from snow and eats the rest, looking up* Where you going, Rat? You still gotta bury the rest of me.
[Rolls his eyes.] Ai’m getting to eit, jeou are just strangely warm.. Even zough eit’s cold out here. [Grunts, and sits back on Sykes’ stomach. Leaning to the right, to build snow up on the other’s arm.] Ai’ don’t see how zis is remotely fun to jeou. [Packs some snow on the other arm, before just pausing to think what body part to bury next.]
*nestles back into the snow* You should have seen it coming. You told me to do it. *just a big grey purring fluffball*
Whatever. [Huffs, and dumps snow on his face to shut him up.] Now Ai’ don’t ‘ave to look at jeour ugly face. [Stands to his feet, starts kicking snow at the Soldier.] Hmph…
Hmm... That actually sounds like fun. *can't feel the cold through his fur. He takes to flopping backwards into the snow, taking the man with him in a flop of flurries*
Ai’ don’t want jeou to enjoy eit- eh! [Clings to once he falls back, huffing some afterwards.] Jeou could ‘ave at least told me jeou were going to do zat. [Sits on Sykes’ stomach, and starts piling snow up around his neck.]